Bored and looking to chAt via email

[Jsec8]

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[Iceprincess12]

I have a boring job and need some stimulating conversation to pass the time. Drop me an email if interested. Jsecd5d@gmal.com

The opportunity to email you, so I can entertain you and help you pass the time. Is your box full yet? Room for one more from me? I really want to jump on this one.

I'm sure all the ladies went straight to emailing without posting here first. You know how it gets at Christmas time with all the walmart shoppers wanting the latest made in china "must have" toy and without it those poor kids are pitied for having terrible parents? No no, we are overlooking the designer clothes bought with food stamps while they feed the kids their happy meal because "food is so expensive these days, I can barely afford to feed them...oh hold on a sec hun". "Hello..." As she answers her new iphone 6 with a bling case and studies her latest manicure done by that "cute little oriental girl next to the cash store, she doesn't speak a word of english but those people know nails". The toy is what we need to focus on and how she will scratch, tear and rip out the eyes of any person daring to deny her precious child his God given right to own the best of the best. I am sure this is exactly the kind of response you were expecting and frankly I am surprised you had to say so much. I mean a guy with ~30 posts and military service (thank you for your service to our country. It's because of brave military people like you that defend our ideals and rights that I have the freedom to write this. 100% sincerity in my thank you) should have only had to write "email me" to get the flood gates opened. Yes, I realize that as I sit here writing this my opportunity to entertain or thrill you is rapidly vanishing. I mean really, you love boobs, how many emails have already included boobs? Every size, shape and color? My boob pictures would likely fall to the wayside or even worse...not be opened! Me and my wordy mouth, squandering every opportunity to delight and please a man. Is it any wonder why I am sitting here on a Wednesday afternoon trolling the personals instead of practicing my skills as an entertainer? I wouldn't blame you if you didn't respond. My skills as a decent human being with conversation abilities is, for all intents and purposes, nonexistent. I can't apologize enough for taking up your precious time. Block me as well, it's only fair.

 

[Bandicoot007]

The opportunity to email you, so I can entertain you and help you pass the time. Is your box full yet? Room for one more from me? I really want to jump on this one.

I'm sure all the ladies went straight to emailing without posting here first. You know how it gets at Christmas time with all the walmart shoppers wanting the latest made in china "must have" toy and without it those poor kids are pitied for having terrible parents? No no, we are overlooking the designer clothes bought with food stamps while they feed the kids their happy meal because "food is so expensive these days, I can barely afford to feed them...oh hold on a sec hun". "Hello..." As she answers her new iphone 6 with a bling case and studies her latest manicure done by that "cute little oriental girl next to the cash store, she doesn't speak a word of english but those people know nails". The toy is what we need to focus on and how she will scratch, tear and rip out the eyes of any person daring to deny her precious child his God given right to own the best of the best. I am sure this is exactly the kind of response you were expecting and frankly I am surprised you had to say so much. I mean a guy with ~30 posts and military service (thank you for your service to our country. It's because of brave military people like you that defend our ideals and rights that I have the freedom to write this. 100% sincerity in my thank you) should have only had to write "email me" to get the flood gates opened. Yes, I realize that as I sit here writing this my opportunity to entertain or thrill you is rapidly vanishing. I mean really, you love boobs, how many emails have already included boobs? Every size, shape and color? My boob pictures would likely fall to the wayside or even worse...not be opened! Me and my wordy mouth, squandering every opportunity to delight and please a man. Is it any wonder why I am sitting here on a Wednesday afternoon trolling the personals instead of practicing my skills as an entertainer? I wouldn't blame you if you didn't respond. My skills as a decent human being with conversation abilities is, for all intents and purposes, nonexistent. I can't apologize enough for taking up your precious time. Block me as well, it's only fair.

Hahahaha thanks princess I needed a good laugh today.

Bandicoot

 

[Iceprincess12]

Hahahaha thanks princess I needed a good laugh today.

Bandicoot

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