Black_Bird
Not Innocent
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Duties of the Booze Muse:
1. To provide story assistance when the wife asks you where you've been.
2. To answer questions posed by officers of the law in a timely manner.
3. Promote my habit, but help me control it in a discreet and tasteful manner.
4. Provide encouragement to push my limits as a social drinker.
5. Leave me alone when asked, or told that I have a hang over.
1.Contract can be amended at any time by the parties, including certian rum manufacturers, to include specifics of the relationship.
2.Contract can also be dissolved by either party by mutual agreement if there is no booze left to be consumed.
3.Contract can also be terminated if the working relationship lands one or both of the parties in lock up more then once.
4. Contract can be terminated if either party submits to drinking malt liquor out of forty ounce containers.
1. To provide story assistance when the wife asks you where you've been.
2. To answer questions posed by officers of the law in a timely manner.
3. Promote my habit, but help me control it in a discreet and tasteful manner.
4. Provide encouragement to push my limits as a social drinker.
5. Leave me alone when asked, or told that I have a hang over.
1.Contract can be amended at any time by the parties, including certian rum manufacturers, to include specifics of the relationship.
2.Contract can also be dissolved by either party by mutual agreement if there is no booze left to be consumed.
3.Contract can also be terminated if the working relationship lands one or both of the parties in lock up more then once.
4. Contract can be terminated if either party submits to drinking malt liquor out of forty ounce containers.
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