Books to give your enemies' children

[KingOrfeo]

Things Rich Kids Have that You Never Will

101 Fun Uses for Glue

Abu Ghraib and the Night Visitors

Encyclopedia Brown Meets Tony Soprano

Encyclopedia Brown Sleeps with the Fishes

Danny Dunn and the Fagifying Machine

Slingshots, Cherry Bombs and Bottle Rockets: A Child's Guide to Low-Intensity Conflict Weapons and Tactics

Harry Potter and the Call of Cthulhu

A Child's Guide to Inferior Races

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Cherry Bombs was my first show working backstage..

 

[KingOrfeo]

How to Earn Pocket Money in Bus Station Restrooms

One Fish, Two Fish, Aryan Fish, Jew Fish

Hop on Pop While Wearing His Golf Cleats

Green Eggs and Ham and Ptomaine and Botulism

What the Grinch Did to Cindy Lou

Timothy Leary and His Wonderful Magic Potion

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Are You There, God? It's Me, Damien. You Goin' Down, Bitch!

 

[Liar]

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[adrina]

How Babies Are Made

 

[KingOrfeo]

What to Do with What God Gave Little Girls

 

[KingOrfeo]

Hours of Fun with Matches

101 Fun Things to Do with a Knife and a Squirrel

Why Mommy and Daddy Make Funny Noises at Night

Curious George Is a Negro

Winnie-the-Poo and His Scat-Fetish Cult

How Pinocchio Lied His Way Into the Adult Film Industry

Grimm's Fairy Antics

The Little Mermaid and the Deadly Petroleum Spill

A Visit from St. Sandusky

Recreational Substances You Can Find Under the Kitchen Sink

Hans Brinker, or, the Amsterdam Cannabis Cup

Alice's Adventures in Lockerland

Alice Through the Door-Glass

Little Women and Big Men

Ragged Dick and How It Got That Way

Little Lord Fauntleroy Meets Oscar Wilde

The Wonderful Wizard of Ounce

The Little Prince and Madame Guillotine

James and the Turgid Peach

What the Wild Things Do

The Hit-Trap Tollbooth

The Berenstain Bears Meet the Cub Scouts and Eat Them

Tom Swift and His Vibrating Fleshlight

How to Help Mommy with the Housework (Innocuous title, but the contents . . . heh-heh-heh)

Peter Jackson and the Erastoi (Look it up. Singular form is "erastes.")

The Baby-Sitter's Clubbable Weak Spots

Tales to Give You Crotchbumps

Disorderly House on the Prairie

 

[Disgustipated]

King James Bible

 

[RobDownSouth]

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[RobDownSouth]

Oh look! AJ wrote his autobiography!
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[KingOrfeo]

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

Legends of Scab Football

Teddy: The Elf with a Detached Retina

Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer

Ed Beckley's Start a Real Estate Empire with Change from Mom's Purse

Let's Draw Betty and Veronica with Their Clothes Off

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead