Boobkini

[R. Richard]

The Japanese have come up with the latest in ladies beachwear for next summer, the boobkini. The boobkini is a waterproof, flesh-colored, adhesive fastened bikini top. Check it out!


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2905694139164379406&sourceid=top100newfeed

 

[JRaven]

I'll wait until they come up with the buttkini to go with it.
What's next, the dickini?

 

[R. Richard]

I'll wait until they come up with the buttkini to go with it.
What's next, the dickini?

Science marches on!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'll wait until they come up with the buttkini to go with it.
What's next, the dickini?

we like to show off our dicks too much to cover it up. The only reason guys wear swimsuits at all is fear of being arrested or standing next to the 14 inch porn star.

 

[JRaven]

we like to show off our dicks too much to cover it up. The only reason guys wear swimsuits at all is fear of being arrested or standing next to the 14 inch porn star.

Hmm...
I wouldn't mind standing next to the 14 inch porn star!

Jenny

 

[Zeb_Carter]

These things have been around for at least two years. They have been advertised on US TV and at Walgreens in their "As seen on TV" section. They come in flesh color and black. They were originally marketed as a bra replacement and could be worn clipped together or not.

 

[R. Richard]

we like to show off our dicks too much to cover it up. The only reason guys wear swimsuits at all is fear of being arrested or standing next to the 14 inch porn star.

Despite what you may have been told, all you really need is 10 inches, if you know how to use it!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Despite what you may have been told, all you really need is 10 inches, if you know how to use it!

well at least that makes me only 8 short instead of 12 now.

 

[rikaaim]

These things have been around for at least two years. They have been advertised on US TV and at Walgreens in their "As seen on TV" section. They come in flesh color and black. They were originally marketed as a bra replacement and could be worn clipped together or not.

They used to be stocked at the store I work for under the name of the "Natural Bra". They were part of our "As Seen On TV" section. Just like ya said. They sold great for a little while, then just disappeared. It's not that we couldn't sell them anymore. We just didn't get them anymore. I wonder if they were recalled or something?

 

[rikaaim]

well at least that makes me only 8 short instead of 12 now.

I thought you only needed three inches? The length of a key to a Porsche.

 

[TheEarl]

Call me shallow, I don't care. I have no idea about the merits of the boobkini or anything; I just couldn't help noting that that model has the nicest breasts I've seen in a very long time.

The Earl

 

[3113]

The Japanese have come up with the latest in ladies beachwear for next summer, the boobkini. The boobkini is a waterproof, flesh-colored, adhesive fastened bikini top.

Blah! Better to just go to a topless or nude beach. I mean, honestly, it's hard enough to get people to wear bathing suits that flatter them. This is neither fish nor fowl. It doesn't flatter a woman's body like a bathing suit, nor does it offer complete freedom and exposure of the breasts as might be desired by someone going to a topless or nude beach.

Why bother? (and is the adhesive that reliable?)

 

[Guest]

Blah! Better to just go to a topless or nude beach. I mean, honestly, it's hard enough to get people to wear bathing suits that flatter them. This is neither fish nor fowl. It doesn't flatter a woman's body like a bathing suit, nor does it offer complete freedom and exposure of the breasts as might be desired by someone going to a topless or nude beach.

Why bother? (and is the adhesive that reliable?)

Agreed.

And why would I want to glue something to my tits?

No thanks.

 

[3113]

Agreed.

And why would I want to glue something to my tits?

No thanks.

Well, come to that, why not just wear falsies? As old fashioned strippers did. Nipple coverings with flash and bling.

 

[R. Richard]

I can't say. However, there is a large corps of males volunteer observers ready to work on the problem.

 

[R. Richard]

Well, come to that, why not just wear falsies? As old fashioned strippers did. Nipple coverings with flash and bling.

They were called tassels, not falsies!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Pasties, actually.

And that brings a giggle to me, as in the upper peninsula of Michigan they sell Pasties - a sort of meat and potato pie with a bread-ish pie crust shell.

It's called a pa-stie (pa as in patty) not a pay-stie, however. You would be amazed at how many tourists come in requesting some nipple covers for lunch.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

And that brings a giggle to me, as in the upper peninsula of Michigan they sell Pasties - a sort of meat and potato pie with a bread-ish pie crust shell.

It's called a pa-stie (pa as in patty) not a pay-stie, however. You would be amazed at how many tourists come in requesting some nipple covers for lunch.

Why am I so hungry again now?

 

[Guest]

Why am I so hungry again now?

Um - I have no idea.

 

[Kev H]

How long until they come with designs on them, I wonder...including, but not limited to, artistic nipples, hungry mouth, drugged-out vision, etc.

 

[R. Richard]

A buddy of mine showed me a picture of an ex-girlfriend of his. It was at the beach and she was wearing a sort of bikini bottom with no side straps. The front and the back were connected with some sort of springs and they would grip enough to hold the bikini bottom up. They were supposed to be super sexy, but they covered a lot more than some of the conventional bikinis , probably so that they would have enough grip to stay on. Also, girls could not wear them for swimming. They apparently died out after one season or whatever. I suspect that the boobkini will have the same fate.

 

[3113]

I can't say. However, there is a large corps of males volunteer observers ready to work on the problem.

Jammies is right. I meant pasties. Damn dyslexia is always embarrassing me