Boobies

[Mistress]

Perfect breasts
(o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts
( + )( + )



Perky breasts
(*)(*)

Big nipple breasts
(@)(@)

A cups
o o

D cups
{ O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts
(oYo)

Cold breasts
( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts
(o)(O)

Pierced Breasts
(Q)(Q)

Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts
\ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )

Android Breasts
| o | | o |

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied,"Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in
her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

 

[boobs]

I feel very obliged to reply to this ...mine are {o}{o} d cups as you put it!!

 

[tn_8tiv]

*sampling all of the beautiful tits*

They are all "perfect". Ain't no such thing as a bad set, although the (+)(+) can sometimes be a little unnatural.

Love the (@)(@) and the ( )( ) ones, especially if the ( ) ( ) are accompanied by someone bent over the shower door.

 

[Problem Child]

Punctuation is nice but I'd rather have tits with my coffee.

 

[Mistress]

You know mine don't look like that in my wonder bra...I think I need a refund.

 

[Mistress]

DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.

3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone.
(Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your shit up when you're not home.

12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!

 

[DannyBoyUK]

ROFLMFTO

How many people know that variation of our old friend ROFL ?

Genuinely brilliant Mistress - I am gonna have to spend the rest of the month searching for and reading your other 9141 posts in this place

xxx
Daniel

 

[ginslinger]

Boobies...

Just had to post here... I love boobs all kinds as long as they r attatched to a warm bady... Here is a pic of some fine boobies... Will u rub them for me?

 

[Mistress]

Well that isnt what this post was about...but oh well..guess it is now

 

[Guest]

( o Y o ) <~~~~ My boobies.

 

[tn_8tiv]

( o Y o ) <~~~~ My boobies.

*removing raindancer's ( o Y o )* Nice

 

[Guest]

Hey!
Where are ya taking my boobs?

I'll share. You can keep 'um for a while.

 

[Mensa]

SHOW ME THE HONEY!!

Visual aids! I need visual aids, not graphics.

 

[Guest]

Mensa= horndog

 

[tn_8tiv]

Hey!
Where are ya taking my boobs?

I'll share. You can keep 'um for a while.

Just perusing them. Thanks for sharing. I really meant removing raindancer's * Y *

 

[Wiggles]

Well that isnt what this post was about...but oh well..guess it is now

So, what exactly is this thread about again?

Boobie emoticons or Dog/human lists?

 

[Mistress]

Does it matter it gets hijacked anyways

 

[Mensa]

Mensa= horndog

And your point is??

 

[tn_8tiv]

Does it matter it gets hijacked anyways

Sorry Mistress *backing away from the thread*

But it had such an intriguing title.

 

[Mistress]

Mistress Boobies....

hmm....

 

[tn_8tiv]

Re: Mistress Boobies....

hmm....

mistress's boobies

 

[Spinaroonie]

( o ) ( oo)
Mistress Ivanna from Mallrats.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

ignoreing the boobies and saying

Mistress I love your hair.

 

[BustyTheClown]

I second the hair motion! Beautiful breasts, as well. What's with the{o}{o} for D breasts though? Mine don't ripple like that... more like ( o )( o )

 

[paganangel]

ginslinger,

i'm certain i know those boobs. ever been to nyc?

mistress...TEASE!