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Thoughts on toe cleavage?
Thoughts on toe cleavage?
Thoughts on toe cleavage?
Dolf, if you've ever loved me, you'll show me a photo of your taters.
it's like a parody, but not,
because i like a hint of cleavage.
not the obvious overflowing,
but that subtle crease just glimpsed.
perhaps a few freckles on show.
everyone else has already seen them a hundred times.
Show me your taters and I'll show you things you've only seen in Thai porn movies.
but i don't want to see something only seen in thai porn movies!
*waits for the king edwards to appear* do you mean tatas?
You've never seen my techniques.
and somehow i'll survive.
Let it go blob...
It is better to have dolfed and lost than never dolfed at all.
She makes my loins burn, and no ointment can cure it.
...
She has a magnifying glass.
...
Step away from the window.
It hurts so good. I want to take her right here.
Stay there much longer and it's won't be so much a dickie as a burnt stickie.