Bonk

[Liar]

Best story I've read today.


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'Bonk' billboard follows sex ad ban

14:00 AEST Mon Nov 10 2008

The company that had its erectile dysfunction treatment billboards banned after widespread public complaint has launched another risque campaign.

The Advanced Medical Institute's latest billboard has "Bonk longer!" written in big red letters, a response to the censoring of their similar-looking "Want longer lasting sex?" posters that were outlawed by the Advertising Standards Bureau in August.

The billboard, on Sydney's Parramatta Road, went up this morning.

Read on...

 

[Safe_Bet]

I'm not sure why but the products "nasal delivery" cracks me up!
(They don't say which part of the body you will be "Bonking" with after you us it)

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I want to know what kind of ED product is a nasal spray!

 

[Safe_Bet]

I want to know what kind of ED product is a nasal spray!

I think it's for the British market. "Stiff upper lip and all that, what?"

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I think it's for the British market. "Stiff upper lip and all that, what?"

Oh, well done! I 'bout fell out the chair.

 

[starrkers]

If I see or hear one more ad for those fucking con artists, I'll scream.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Keeerist, and I thought American billboards were ugly!

 

[Guest]

"Bonk," in this context, has nothing to do with sex, except:

"I paid money for this crap? (headbonk) I can't believe I was so stupid! (headbonk) I got screwed so bad! (headbonk)

 

[starrkers]

"Bonk," in this context, has nothing to do with sex, except:

"I paid money for this crap? (headbonk) I can't believe I was so stupid! (headbonk) I got screwed so bad! (headbonk)

Never a truer word spoken.

They prey on the insecurities of some men, make outrageous claims ("50% of men suffer some erectile problem") and drive the rest of the population nuts with their blanket advertising.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Never a truer word spoken.

They prey on the insecurities of some men, make outrageous claims ("50% of men suffer some erectile problem") and drive the rest of the population nuts with their blanket advertising.

Reason #42,435 for being a lesbian: No chance of having a partner with ED!

 

[jomar]

'Bonk' is a highly underrated word.

 

[Safe_Bet]

'Bonk' is a highly underrated word.

I thought it was Boink?

 

[Guest]

Reason #42,435 for being a lesbian: No chance of having a partner with ED!

*I think I just heard a discouraging word.*

Don't want to rain on your parade, but failure to lubricate is the female equivalent of erectile dysfunction, according to sexperts (http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/425091):

Sexual dysfunction in women includes decreased libido, failure to lubricate, vaginismus, and anorgasmia; sexual dysfunction in men includes erectile dysfunction, decreased libido, premature ejaculation, and anorgasmia.

(Emphasis added)


Of course, treatment is a damned sight easier, and a LOT more fun...

 

[Safe_Bet]

*I think I just heard a discouraging word.*

Don't want to rain on your parade, but failure to lubricate is the female equivalent of erectile dysfunction, according to sexperts (http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/425091):

(Emphasis added)


Of course, treatment is a damned sight easier, and a LOT more fun...

Nah. they're talking MF. Never a problem with FF!
(hear that all you fence sitter chicks! )

 

[starrkers]

I thought it was Boink?

Definitely "bonk" in Australia, dunno what you 'Mer'cans call it.

 

[Guest]

Definitely "bonk" in Australia, dunno what you 'Mer'cans call it.

"Fucking."

 

[john-the-author]

Reason #42,435 for being a lesbian: No chance of having a partner with ED!

haw haw haw haw!

Every so often, my youngest stepdaughter will start bitching about something particularly stupid the man she's currently dating will have done. Or, for that matter, she'll ask me to explain what the guy was thinking when he did/said THIS is some situation. I, being a guy, will explain that when her current beau did/said X, he was thinking thus-and-such.

Whereupon, having said all of this, she will look at me and say "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

"I didn't say it had to make sense or was even bright," I'll reply; "I'm just telling you that that's what he was thinking."

"It's still dumb."

"Yes, it is."

Usually, at this point, she will reef on me about how I'm just not being good to guys, that I love just dumping all over them about how awful they are, and I'm a cynical bastard. No, no, I say, I'm a guy, I know exactly what the thought pattern is, and looking for higher reasoning in guys that age is invariably a complete waste of time. If she wants to be dating a better class of person, I add, she should be dating women like her sister, because she's not going to find it where she's looking.

I usually get an apology within 2-3 weeks and sometimes just a few days when she's checked out my interpretation and discovered I was being charitable. I always am happy to say "Told yuh so!"

Reason #5 to be a lesbian: You're generally going to be dating a lot better class of person than straight women.

John

P.S. One of the buttons in the button catalog I just received is "Women are God's Rubik's cubes!"

 

[gauchecritic]

I thought it was Boink?

No, that's doink.

 

[jomar]

I thought it was Boink?

That's a good one too.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

haw haw haw haw!

Every so often, my youngest stepdaughter will start bitching about something particularly stupid the man she's currently dating will have done. Or, for that matter, she'll ask me to explain what the guy was thinking when he did/said THIS is some situation. I, being a guy, will explain that when her current beau did/said X, he was thinking thus-and-such.

Whereupon, having said all of this, she will look at me and say "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

"I didn't say it had to make sense or was even bright," I'll reply; "I'm just telling you that that's what he was thinking."

"It's still dumb."

"Yes, it is."

Usually, at this point, she will reef on me about how I'm just not being good to guys, that I love just dumping all over them about how awful they are, and I'm a cynical bastard. No, no, I say, I'm a guy, I know exactly what the thought pattern is, and looking for higher reasoning in guys that age is invariably a complete waste of time. If she wants to be dating a better class of person, I add, she should be dating women like her sister, because she's not going to find it where she's looking.

I usually get an apology within 2-3 weeks and sometimes just a few days when she's checked out my interpretation and discovered I was being charitable. I always am happy to say "Told yuh so!"

Reason #5 to be a lesbian: You're generally going to be dating a lot better class of person than straight women.

John

P.S. One of the buttons in the button catalog I just received is "Women are God's Rubik's cubes!"

Young woman: "Daddy, why are you so cynical about men?!"

Father: "Because I am one!"