Bone-O-meter? Males only - no peeking ladies. Yeah, right.

[Sparky Kronkite]

From the side - a side view of your male body - yer boner, yer hard dick - it's angle of launch, it's rampage, it's skyward thrust - yer Bone-O-meter??????

What puts it at full mast - 12 o'clock high? What makes it, yer dick, the North Pole?

Me? Just about any willing female when I'm in the right mood. Which is nearly all the time.

What stretches yer skin, exposes yer plump plum and makes you seep strands of glycerin spunk?

 

[Juliangel]

<hiding under the table and waiting for some answers hehehe>

 

[Passionnee]

I have to admit, I was curious and had to see. But now I'm blushing. But I think I will stay around and lurk.

^5 Juli

 

[KillerMuffin]

Deborah's strap on. What? You thought it was real? I'm flattered sparks, really I am. Wanna give her a whirl? Do a lil poop chute packin? C'mon you sexy stud.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Bunch of chicken shits..........

What floats yer bone? What makes ya drip pre-cum until ya can't take it?

 

[ManOSafety]

OK, OK, I'll bite even though I may live to regret this...what gets me all hard and ready huh?

Mmmmm, all sorts of nasty thoughts can do that, reading certain stories here, posting with certain people...

But I'm guessing that it would be more "interesting" if I gave specifics, so one thing that always works to get me rock hard and ready would have to be licking my sweetie's ass

 

[KillerMuffin]

*sigh*

It's sad really Sparky, but you seem to be the only guy with a bigger set of cajones than me. Metaphorically speaking.

I admire you man, even when you say something that makes me wanna smack you and say eeeeeewwwwww gross you are such a man. Power to the testosterone!!! You have any nekkie pics? I'm pretty much addicted.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

I just had to peek...

LOL...well, well, so this is what boys talk about in the locker room when there are no females around!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

KM - I don't.....

Post naked pics on the net. Too much to lose. I do send a bit grainy but very discernable straight pics for anyone who asks me through my e-mail here.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: KM - I don't.....

I do send a bit grainy but very discernable straight pics for anyone who asks me through my e-mail here.

Yep he does and Sparky is a cutie!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Good God! Guys locker room with guys locker room talk and there's only Sparky and ManOSafety with a gaggle of girls? What happened to all the men???

<hiding with Julia under that table waiting expectantly>
Got any popcorn?

 

[HSWriter]

I'll say my peace....

What gets me hot?

I like a girl who knows what she's doing... and I am definetly and ass man... if a girl has a tight ass and a cute face, she's all i need to be harder than steel in the on a cold day... bra size really means nothing to me...

 

[GuyJD]

I can't get off on pages of nude,
Or silly as phone sex.
If I had a good X-rated video,
I'll say that's the best bet.

I don't like horny letters,
From a man who dresses in drag.
But good as set of erotica,
Can put this hard on in the bag.

Allow me to release my skeltons,
From my special closet of sin.
While my prick is now pitching a tent,
Hello Ladies.....Come on in.

 

[Juliangel]

<hiding with Julia under that table waiting expectantly>
Got any popcorn?

No but I have a fridge full of left over chinese (thank Blue for the suggestion)

 

[R Nitelight]

I wandered in looking for sex, but instead all I found were a bunch of sexy dames eating chinese food.

(Nitelight wanders out)

 

[Countess DeWinter]

<hiding with Julia under that table waiting expectantly>
Got any popcorn?

No but I have a fridge full of left over chinese (thank Blue for the suggestion)

*giggling and whispering* looks like some guys finally showed up!! I'll get the chopsticks. *turning around* does my ass look fat in these pants? lol

 

[HSWriter]

[B *turning around* does my ass look fat in these pants? lol [/B]

looks good from here... lol

 

[Countess DeWinter]

[B *turning around* does my ass look fat in these pants? lol

looks good from here... lol [/B]

*sneaking out from under the table to give HS a big wet kiss* Flatter will get you anywhere

 

[HSWriter]

The more clothing that is lost, the more flattery that will come from my mouth.. *cops a feel of that ass amidst the wet kiss*

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Oh my god!! Would you look at that! These pants just fell off. I'm going to have to write the manufacturer...
I feel so exposed, standing here in my panties....

 

[HSWriter]

Call the tent company, I have just discovered a self rising tent... in my pants.. (oh god thats horrible, lol)

 

[MunchinMark]

That smile... You know the one. The subtle position of those ruby-red lips and a glint in the eye that says "Yes I look angelic, but the only thing holding up the halo is my horns."

And now I'm just going to go have a shower.

 

[Guest]

I hope I'm not intruding but I have to say that the Countess is one very fine looking lady, especially with her pants down!

 

[HSWriter]

I hope I'm not intruding but I have to say that the Countess is one very fine looking lady, especially with her pants down!

I agree.. and come right in... the party is just getting started... *grabs countess by the arm and pulls her under the table with Juliangel*... time to get down to business...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Good God! I go away for a couple.......

of hours to make a TV show and what happens? Only relatively new guys have the balls enough to answer squat. Man! The old grew - well, just gettin' old - ya know?

And the ladies - they got more balls than the men.