Bondage music

[WriterDom]

What's the best music for a bondage scene?

 

[Wizard]

Ac/Dc............Something loud that ROCKS.........

 

[lilfrk]

No music. Just the sound of breathing. Maybe a whimper or moan.

 

[Todd]

Everything You Know Is Wrong
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
and as a way of saying thank you
they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
so I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
when I got a nasty papercut
and, well, to make a long story short
it got infected and I died
so now I'm up in heaven with
St. Peter by the pearly gates
and it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
for all eternity
and every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong

 

[Madame Pandora]

This is so totally no contest.

Closer by NIN

or

Sober by Tool

If you are going for a different vibe...

Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata will sink into your blind pores like ambrosia ;-)

MP

 

[R Nitelight]

The Sound Of Music.
Original Cast Album.

Man, that Mary Martin was into some freaky scenes....

 

[Feisty1]

I second lilfrk's motion

 

[Madame Pandora]

Wierd Al and bondage...

I have to get to know you better, Todd

 

[lilfrk]

Thank You. I've never been bound, but it seems like music would take away from it all. But what do I know, I haven't been in that situation.

 

[Wizard]

Madame Pandora.....I am so with ya on NIN but Tool tends to freak me out a little.........There not right.......

 

[Todd]

Wierd Al and bondage...

I have to get to know you better, Todd

I am not that hard to get to know MP

 

[Madame Pandora]

Madame Pandora.....I am so with ya on NIN but Tool tends to freak me out a little.........There not right.......

Oh Wizard, oh wise one...

BONDAGE is suposed to freak you out a little. It's the whole point (or whip, should I say).

Work with me here, babe. ;-*

MP

 

[Ticklish Girl]

How about "Pretty Tied Up" from Guns N' Roses?

 

[Wizard]

Oh I like to be freakey.........just not freaked out...lol

 

[Chuckus]

Madame Pandora.....I am so with ya on NIN but Tool tends to freak me out a little.........There not right.......

Tool is cool. Perfect Circle is a reincarnation of Tool......I personally like Tool, but they are making music to the beat of a different drummer than most like. I like their rythms and grooves........

 

[Wizard]

Madame Pandora.....I am so with ya on NIN but Tool tends to freak me out a little.........There not right.......

Tool is cool. Perfect Circle is a reincarnation of Tool......I personally like Tool, but they are making music to the beat of a different drummer than most like. I like their rythms and grooves........

To the beat of a different drummer....Boy I'll say..........

 

[Madame Pandora]

To the beat of a different drummer....Boy I'll say..........

Awww...Wizzie.

All we gotta do is teach you the steps and the sway...come on...it's just a jump to the left....

 

[Ambrosious]

Just pour hot wax into their ears, and it won't matter what you play.

 

[Wizard]

LMAO...now that was good...........

 

[JustMeCreed]

I agree with Madame Pandora....

I know I'm a newbie here but I like NIN and Tool....how about some Godsmack, Metallica, and the ultimate

Britney Spears' "Oops I Did It Again"? hehehe

 

[Madame Pandora]

So everyone likes NIN....Tool is iffy...

But there are NO takers on Moonlight Sonata?

Barbarians ;-)

 

[RonG]

"The Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer.

I ache for the touch of your lips, Dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, Dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
. . .

My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
. . .



[Edited by RonG on 01-04-2001 at 06:56 PM]

 

[Ambrosious]

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

By Rupert Holmes

 

[Madame Pandora]

Re: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

By Rupert Holmes

we said bondage, honey, not HELL

 

[SimplySouthern]

I'm casting my vote for Rob Zombie.

Living Dead Girl or Dragula. Spookshow Baby if you are in a freaky mood.