Bomb Carrying Gumby Busted At Lit Entrance

[miles]

Gumby, the greenish-blue clay boy who thrilled millions of children on TV for over 40 years, was arrested shortly before noon today by agents from the FBI, CIA, and ATF. He was carrying enough expolsives to destroy a medium-sized clay city.

Gumby, clad only in shoes, was seen riding his trusted steed Pokey at a full gallup down Main Street in the direction of Literotica World HQ. Johnny Twatt, Director of Securiity for LitClit Industries, said Gumby fit the non-racial profile for terrorists and was immediately detained.

It is not known why Gumby apparently lost his shit. A close friend who wished to remain anonymous said Gumby had been depressed for years because of declining popularity.

A hearing is scheduled for 10 AM tomorrow.


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[Purple Haze]

Of all the spineless things to do.......

 

[Guest]

That fucking bastard!

And I used to watch him when I was a boy!

 

[Ice Cold]

I knew the green dickless clay bastard was gonna snap, you could see it.... he had them crazy eyes... only thing that surprises me is that it took this long... friggin psycho blockhead.

 

[Sillyman]

Literotica would like to make the following retraction's to Mr. Miles article. In it he said that Gumby thrilled children for over 40 years and was depressed due to declining popularity. This is untrue. Gumby has thrilled drug addicts for over 40 years and was never popular.

 

[miles]

I just hear on the radio his neighbors said he pretty much kept to himself, but was always polite. Kind of a loner.

Another report said he wasn't the same after he came home from Nam.

 

[miles]

Literotica would like to make the following retraction's to Mr. Miles article. In it he said that Gumby thrilled children for over 40 years and was depressed due to declining popularity. This is untrue. Gumby has thrilled drug addicts for over 40 years and was never popular.

LMAO

Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.