Bog Dangling Roid Recipe #2.

[Sparky Kronkite]

Harvest roid, the South East Asian way - by hand. Grab big dangler with both hands and yank swiftly - pulling roid off at its root.

Tenderize roid useing a large 4lb meat mallet. Flatten roid until it resembles a sort of tripe-like veal.

Marinate roid steak in a marinade of toilet tank water and a little Drain-O, for 2 hours.

Coat steak with combination of sawdust and Comet.

Fry in Mobil 1 for 3 minutes on each side.

Serve with fresh moth balls and dryer lint.

Garnish with sprigs of pubic hair.

Wine? MD 20-20.

 

[miles]

Red or white meat?

 

[TN_Vixen]

hey sparks?

Did you see the Southpark episode where one of the kids was dying from an infected 'roid? It was the one right after Cartman won the million bucks and bought the amusement park.

 

[beckbabe]

Awwww gross Sparky.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Thought you might like this, Sparky...