Body Snatcher's Be We All..... I'll explain.

Sparky Kronkite

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Okay, okay, okay......

If you could take over the body - let's say of someone famous - permanently - and alter their career, or not - in anyway you wished - who would you take over and how would you alter their career?

Sample ideas from Sparky:

Bill Clinton, and become a porn star for millions.
Tom Cruise, and become a porn star for millions.
David Letterman, and become a porn star for millions.
George Clooney, and become a porn star for millions.

Oh heck - any famous, good looking, already wealthy, male - and make him become a porn star for millions.
 
Ronald Reagan-and make him a porn star for...never mind, that's gross.

Geoge Bush-either-and make him a porn star for...never mind, that's gross.

Walter Mondale-and make him a porn star for...never mind, that's gross.

Jesse Helms-and make him a porn star for...never mind, that's gross.


Now for the real answer, Jim Henson and make him see the doctor earlier.
 
Sparky Kronkite said:
Sample ideas from Sparky:

Bill Clinton, and become a porn star for millions.
In case you hadn't noticed, you're too late. It's been done already. He chose that option over being president.
 
hey Sparky how bout these as a porn stars for a million dollars ----

Ross Perot ?? No too rich and too short....

Rush Limbow ?? No he is too opinionated on his politics...

Johnny Holmes ?? sorry he was already a porn star...

How bout me ?? and just make me a porn star.... yea that would work for me :p

But any way it is tough enough screwing up my life then to try to screw up some one elses too...

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