Boats and Hoes

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

I'm looking for some hoes to climb aboard my boat. By boat, I mean my dinghy. By dinghy, I mean my manhood. By manhood, I mean my penis. It seems to me that all anyone around here needs to do is state where they will be and at what time they will be there. I will be behind the Golden Coral on NW Expressway around 9ish tomorrow night. If any ladies want to partake in some "up against the dumpster" sex please show up. I'm a gentleman and will be providing the protection. His name is Bob and he is a badass.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

I'm a Pisces yet I can't swim. I'm a very complex individual.

 

[ILoveBaconWrappedTitties]

I waited behind the Gooden Coral for 3 hours last night. All I got were some leftover coconut shrimp and half eaten chocolate dipped marshmallows. I'm confused.