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jaF0

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NO ONE on any board will ever know who or where I am. NO ONE on any board will ever know when I croak. If and when I ever stop posting on any board, no one will know why, unless I make a post to explain. There will be NO boo-hoo threads.


I will never meet anyone from any board or website in real life. No one in real life will even know what boards I post on or by what ID.


Life and the web are two entirely separate entities and never the twain shall meet.


I hate Boo-hoo threads.
 
NO ONE on any board will ever know who or where I am. NO ONE on any board will ever know when I croak. If and when I ever stop posting on any board, no one will know why, unless I make a post to explain. There will be NO boo-hoo threads.


I will never meet anyone from any board or website in real life. No one in real life will even know what boards I post on or by what ID.


Life and the web are two entirely separate entities and never the twain shall meet.


I hate Boo-hoo threads.

Fuck! And there was I thinking you meant....

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My tombstone won't have Born and Died dates. It will have Sentenced and Escaped.

But then again, I'll leave instructions for no marker of any kind.
 
NO ONE on any board will ever know who or where I am. NO ONE on any board will ever know when I croak. If and when I ever stop posting on any board, no one will know why, unless I make a post to explain. There will be NO boo-hoo threads.


I will never meet anyone from any board or website in real life. No one in real life will even know what boards I post on or by what ID.


Life and the web are two entirely separate entities and never the twain shall meet.


I hate Boo-hoo threads.

For once and only once I'm in total agreement.
 
Wow....that is really cuntastic. You have outdone yourself. Something tells me when you croak no one in real life will know either....at least until someone complains about the stench of your rotting corpse. Assuming that is you have no pets who ate your fleshier bits.

And for the record, the GB (or any board here) isn't exactly exempt from the "waambulance" death threads of former posters. Forgive me if I got exact terminology wrong. Sorry (not sorry).

Stay shitty.

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NO ONE on any board will ever know who or where I am. NO ONE on any board will ever know when I croak. If and when I ever stop posting on any board, no one will know why, unless I make a post to explain. There will be NO boo-hoo threads.


I will never meet anyone from any board or website in real life. No one in real life will even know what boards I post on or by what ID.


Life and the web are two entirely separate entities and never the twain shall meet.


I hate Boo-hoo threads.

Maybe you should somehow legally assign someone as some sort of curator of any internet accounts you have for when you die? Maybe someone different than you would have in a living will. Maybe even leave thr door open for the survivors to communicate in the off chance the separate entities should cross paths or should one need the other.
 
NO ONE on any board will ever know who or where I am. NO ONE on any board will ever know when I croak. If and when I ever stop posting on any board, no one will know why, unless I make a post to explain. There will be NO boo-hoo threads.


I will never meet anyone from any board or website in real life. No one in real life will even know what boards I post on or by what ID.


Life and the web are two entirely separate entities and never the twain shall meet.


I hate Boo-hoo threads.

Amen.
 
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