Blowjobs and Bayonets

[sirhugs]

All I really have is the title...

is it historical because "bayonets" are so dated an idea?
is it violent?
is it similar to a shotgun wedding?
or some other sort of good old fashioned romp?

cause I can't get the darn phrase out of my head...

 

[atariblue]

Brings to mind the iconic picture of the hippies putting flowers into the rifles of soldiers. "Make love not war".... Or for this particular title "Shoot your load not your gun".

 

[ericrodman101]

historical fucking

Sounds like a classic historical story - 18th century - soldiers march into town, bayonets drawn and have their evil ways with the lusty young womenfolk. Lots of skirts being raised and bodies bent over the odd haybale or waterbutt, and willing wenches kneeling to wrestle the flybuttons open on many a tight uniform before planting their pliant lips round the privates' privates. I can hear the breeches and bodices ripping now.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Question: Why do you think bayonets are a "dated" idea?

Yes, they may have been first used in the 16th century, but are in use more than ever today. Every soldier is issued one. Marines swear by their Ka-Bar fighting knife.

Although the pre-World War II bayonet charges are no longer used, there have been instances that bayonets have been used in modern combat. We Were Soldiers portrays the use of bayonets in a final final fight with the enemy in Vietnam.

 

[Hypoxia]

Brings to mind the iconic picture of the hippies putting flowers into the rifles of soldiers. "Make love not war".... Or for this particular title "Shoot your load not your gun".

In US Army basic, we learned a little chant. This ritual was invoked whenever some idiot called his rifle a gun. (Guns are smoothbore.) With M16 barrel resting on our shoulder, we move our free hand:

hand to rifle: "This is my weapon."
hand to crotch: "This is my gun."
hand to rifle: "This is for killing."
hand to crotch: "This is for fun."

 

[Zeb_Carter]

In US Army basic, we learned a little chant. This ritual was invoked whenever some idiot called his rifle a gun. (Guns are smoothbore.) With M16 barrel resting on our shoulder, we move our free hand:

hand to rifle: "This is my weapon."
hand to crotch: "This is my gun."
hand to rifle: "This is for killing."
hand to crotch: "This is for fun."

Made famous in the movie Full Metal Jacket by R. Lee Ermey.

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Made famous in the movie Full Metal Jacket by R. Lee Ermey.

I first read a slightly different version in the novel "Battle Cry" by Leon Uris written in 1953, supposedly from his time as a U.S. Marine recruit during WW II.

 

[Carnevil9]

Blowjobs and Bayonets

Now I've got the Echo and the Bunnymen song "Bedbugs and Ballyhoo" running through my head!

 

[Everyday_Man]

All I really have is the title...

is it historical because "bayonets" are so dated an idea?
is it violent?
is it similar to a shotgun wedding?
or some other sort of good old fashioned romp?

cause I can't get the darn phrase out of my head...

Maybe it's about a soldier in a war where bayonet charges were normal, gets wounded, taken in at a farm where the lady of the house has a soldier husband and she believes the way to recovery is through blow jobs (maybe several ladies on the farm do) .... meanwhile, he sings the songs, 'this is my rifle, this is my gun...)


Or, maybe it's about a camp prostitute (or nurse) who meets a soldier during this time and she won't sleep with him, but instead gives him a blow job and promises if he lives through the war, he can have the rest. If you're really in to history, you can throw in some facts as she lives within the military camps. The horrors she's seen, the hopes dashed, the bravery, etc.

 

[QuidProQuo77]

Nice catchy phrase

All I really have is the title...

is it historical because "bayonets" are so dated an idea?
is it violent?
is it similar to a shotgun wedding?
or some other sort of good old fashioned romp?

cause I can't get the darn phrase out of my head...

I'm envisioning National Guard troops on campus in 1972; hippie chicks decide to use more than flowers to get the soldiers to drop their weapons.

 

[sirhugs]

I'm envisioning National Guard troops on campus in 1972; hippie chicks decide to use more than flowers to get the soldiers to drop their weapons.

I like!

 

[sirhugs]

Question: Why do you think bayonets are a "dated" idea?

Yes, they may have been first used in the 16th century, but are in use more than ever today. Every soldier is issued one. Marines swear by their Ka-Bar fighting knife.

Although the pre-World War II bayonet charges are no longer used, there have been instances that bayonets have been used in modern combat. We Were Soldiers portrays the use of bayonets in a final final fight with the enemy in Vietnam.

the word "bayonet" has an archaic sound, even the mouth feel. A "fighting knife" that doubles as a bayonet seems named differently...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

the word "bayonet" has an archaic sound, even the mouth feel. A "fighting knife" that doubles as a bayonet seems named differently...

A rose by any other name will smell as sweet.

Fighting knife, bayonet, they are the same. They do the same job. If you attach it to the end of a rifle, they call it a bayonet, if you use it in your hand, a fighting knife. It still kills just as effectively.

 

[Carnevil9]

What if you attach it to the end of your dick? It should still be just as deadly, if you get up close and personal.

Five combatants enter the ring, each with their cock-knife attached. The last one left standing gets a blowjob from the most talented fellatirix in the land.....

 

[CFMB_fan]

I have visions of some form of interrogation scene

She has the prisoner restrained as she questions him....

The carrot for giving him the correct answers is an orgasm


The bayonet is the stick

 

[rjordan]

What if you attach it to the end of your dick? It should still be just as deadly, if you get up close and personal.

Five combatants enter the ring, each with their cock-knife attached. The last one left standing gets a blowjob from the most talented fellatirix in the land.....

Five guys whittling one another down to size. Will there be anything left to blow?

rj

 

[rosco rathbone]

Sounds like a lewd reminiscence by a salty old Marine who saw service in the Spanish American War.