blowjob lessons

[just a thing]

A question for gay guys:

Let's say a guy with no gay or bisexual experience was getting curious about what it was like to give a blowjob, and he asked you, in some polite way, if you would give him lessons/advice and let him practice on you.

How would you react to such a request? Would you think the whole thing rude? Would you be amused? Would you agree to help him?

 

[killallhippies]

is he ugly?

 

[Queersetti]

A question for gay guys:

Let's say a guy with no gay or bisexual experience was getting curious about what it was like to give a blowjob, and he asked you, in some polite way, if you would give him lessons/advice and let him practice on you.

How would you react to such a request? Would you think the whole thing rude? Would you be amused? Would you agree to help him?

If he was a friend , yes, I probably would help him out.

 

[BlueSugar]

If I had a penis... and I was gay... and I didn't find anything about him personally disturbing, or if he was a friend, or we had a friend of a friend connectiong... I totally would go as far as I was comfortable with

 

[buggawugga]

whoa. that's the stuff fantasies are made of....

 

[BlueSugar]

Nice fender buggawugga

 

[bimarriedcock]

I've been told that married men give the best blowjobs. Of course, I've only heard that from other men I'm blowing...so they may be biased

 

[God of Threads]

Timing might be a factor

I've been told that married men give the best blowjobs. Of course, I've only heard that from other men I'm blowing...so they may be biased

Plus the timing of their declaration is important. While in the act they would probably deposit all their savings into a Swiss bank account if you asked 'em.

 

[bimarriedcock]

Re: Timing might be a factor

Plus the timing of their declaration is important. While in the act they would probably deposit all their savings into a Swiss bank account if you asked 'em.

That could be true...I couldnt say. The only deposits my men have be making have been swallowed up or landed on their chest after some serious jacking of an already abused hardon...

 

[God of Threads]

Re: Re: Timing might be a factor

That could be true...I couldnt say. The only deposits my men have be making have been swallowed up or landed on their chest after some serious jacking of an already abused hardon...

I don't think the Swiss financial institutions can compete with someone willing to work so closely with their, ummm, customers' most cherished assets.

You definitely have the upper hand (and mouth) in this regards.

 

[bimarriedcock]

What can I say......?

They come to me seeking advice on where their assets would be best served.......

I do my best

 

[God of Threads]

Re: What can I say......?

They come to me seeking advice on where their assets would be best served.......

I do my best

Shoot, that's gotta be a lot better than opening up a savings account with paltry interest.

Do you have longtime experience in this area of expertise?

 

[69forever]

Heck, with all the blow jobs I've gotten and given over the years,
I never got so much as a green stamp. Lots of cum though...
would I trade, I don't think so.

Maybe you could manage my 401k...bet if you were sucking my cock I'd even consider it.

 

[God of Threads]

Correlations?

Heck, with all the blow jobs I've gotten and given over the years,
I never got so much as a green stamp. Lots of cum though...
would I trade, I don't think so.

Maybe you could manage my 401k...bet if you were sucking my cock I'd even consider it.

Barron's (or was it Money magazine?) recently published an article about felatio skills relating to financial portfolio management skills.

There was little correlation but there are exceptions. Seems this needs to be tested further.

 

[bimarriedcock]

Heck, with all the blow jobs I've gotten and given over the years,
I never got so much as a green stamp. Lots of cum though...
would I trade, I don't think so.

Maybe you could manage my 401k...bet if you were sucking my cock I'd even consider it.

Isnt it a simple fact that just about anything will be considered once throbbing hard cock meets a wet, warm mouth? Its as natural as the rivers running into the sea...

 

[bimarriedcock]

Re: Correlations?

Barron's (or was it Money magazine?) recently published an article about felatio skills relating to financial portfolio management skills.

There was little correlation but there are exceptions. Seems this needs to be tested further.

The data base of blowjobs is one that should continually expand.
Nothing but good can come of it...

 

[God of Threads]

Re: Re: Correlations?

The data base of blowjobs is one that should continually expand.
Nothing but good can come of it...

This is almost a spiritual pursuit then with the good of humankind being served.

Thanks for giving and giving and giving...