super gary
Experienced
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- Jan 9, 2005
- Posts
- 37
From women to men .......
1. We are not obligated to do it.
2. If you get one ....be grateful
3. Just cos you saw it in the porn vid doesnt mean you HAVE to cum on my face.
4. I do NOT have to swallow
5. My ears are not handles....and don't push the top of my head.... puke doesn't look nice on ya dick!!!!
6. It's not permissable to fart...no matter how relaxed you are.
7. Just cos I have my period I do NOT have to use my mouth instead.
8. If I pause to remove a pube from my mouth ....don't tell me I've just ruined it for you.
9. Leaving me to play comp games or watch football straight after is not advisable if you want a repeat performance.
10. No it doesn't taste good n its not good for me....if both these are correct then why don't you do it yourself ?
11. No, I will not do it while you watch TV or while you're driving.
12. If your friends complain about the lack of it ...dont sympathise or brag.
13. Just because it's 'awake' when I get up does not mean I have to kiss it ''good morning''.
From men to women....
1. Yes, you ARE obligated to do it..if not we will find someone younger/prettier/dirtier to do it .
2. Swallowing a teaspoon of cream is better than licking a dead fish.
3. As for the farting... does the word ''Queef'' mean anything to you ?
4. I'll use your ears as I see fit and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the best way to stop the moaning n groaning, plus bleedin for 5 days means you'll need all the fluid you can get.
6. Dont moan about the taste...we get the bitch end of flavours when we go down. Plus you have no worry of a dick bleedin in your mouth.(if you do it right anyway)
7. Be thankful it's awake in the morning... when you get too old n too fat n need some attention, I guarantee it'll be sound asleep
8. If you swallow then you dont have to worry about getting it on your face, do you ?
1. We are not obligated to do it.
2. If you get one ....be grateful
3. Just cos you saw it in the porn vid doesnt mean you HAVE to cum on my face.
4. I do NOT have to swallow
5. My ears are not handles....and don't push the top of my head.... puke doesn't look nice on ya dick!!!!
6. It's not permissable to fart...no matter how relaxed you are.
7. Just cos I have my period I do NOT have to use my mouth instead.
8. If I pause to remove a pube from my mouth ....don't tell me I've just ruined it for you.
9. Leaving me to play comp games or watch football straight after is not advisable if you want a repeat performance.
10. No it doesn't taste good n its not good for me....if both these are correct then why don't you do it yourself ?
11. No, I will not do it while you watch TV or while you're driving.
12. If your friends complain about the lack of it ...dont sympathise or brag.
13. Just because it's 'awake' when I get up does not mean I have to kiss it ''good morning''.
From men to women....
1. Yes, you ARE obligated to do it..if not we will find someone younger/prettier/dirtier to do it .
2. Swallowing a teaspoon of cream is better than licking a dead fish.
3. As for the farting... does the word ''Queef'' mean anything to you ?
4. I'll use your ears as I see fit and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the best way to stop the moaning n groaning, plus bleedin for 5 days means you'll need all the fluid you can get.
6. Dont moan about the taste...we get the bitch end of flavours when we go down. Plus you have no worry of a dick bleedin in your mouth.(if you do it right anyway)
7. Be thankful it's awake in the morning... when you get too old n too fat n need some attention, I guarantee it'll be sound asleep
8. If you swallow then you dont have to worry about getting it on your face, do you ?
