Blow job tips wanted.

[Auschick]

Okay,as i said in my last thread,the last time i offered my man a blow job,he replied with a polite;No thanks.
I figure I'm doing something majorly wrong here,though a male friend once told me there's no such thing as a bad blow job.
Was he wrong?

 

[Auschick]

No-one?
*Chews lip*
Well shit,and i was actually quite serious.
Thanks for your advice.
*rme*

 

[Cheyenne]

You gave the guys 23 minutes to respond before you got impatient.

My guess is that if you're that impatient with them during a blow job, it could very well be a "bad one." Is there a time limit you set?

 

[Auschick]

Woah.
Sorry.
*Shuts up*

 

[skitch]

it's true, it's true

There is a such thing as a bad blow job.

Case in point:

The first one i ever had was given by a girl who, for some reason, used her teeth the entire time. Ouchie!

But, other than using your teeth, i'm not certain there is such a thing as a bad blow job.

Tips: The effect i like the best is when my girlfriend swirls her head around and her tongue while she's giving me head. Um...try just sucking on the head and pumping with your hand up his shaft...

That's all I can think of, but then again, I'm easy to please Hope i helped!

 

[Auschick]

*makes appointment with the dentist to have all teeth removed**l*
Thanks.

 

[skitch]

lol

Surely, you jest.

I hope it's not THAT serious of a problem!

 

[Auschick]

*Blinks*
You dont think its a problem when a man rejects an offer of a blowjob from his wife?
Maybe it's only a problem when he rejects his lover.

I was joking,i dont need to have my teeth removed.
A couple more bags of jelly beans a they'll fall straight out.

 

[Temptress_1960]

You could start without him... I mean, when he's asleep, start licking and sucking and more licking and more sucking and more (whew, I'm getting hot!). I know my husband loves to wake up with his hard cock in my mouth.

 

[thick9]

Bad Blow Jobs?

Let be real. No one man can tell you how to suck off another. Some general rules apply and you are getting some real advice here. I will add mine. There is no such thing as a bad blow job to someone who does not get any at all. If the reciever does not like teeth..a nip will ruin the session. I like to be chewed..not to the point of blood..I do however like to know my partner is there and is enjoying herself and I can feel her work. I believe a real cocksucking woman can give herself an orgasm while giving me head and have seen it. If you are not enjoying giving he is not enjoying getting..get it. Practice! Vince Lombardi did not say "practice makes perfect" he said "perfect practice makes perfect". Use a favorite dildoe, vibrator or a fuck buddy and practice your technique. Some women think putting it in thier mouth and bobbing thier head up and down is what a blow job is all about. And, who named it blow job in the first place? I actually had someone purse her lips up and I was ready for some serious kisses to my Dick, when she began to blow on it. I had to laugh..it was too funny.

Let me end this quickly. Kiss it, rub it, keep it lubricated, jerk it, stroke it, swallow it whole until you get to your gag reflex, chew lightly - if he likes this, ask him what he likes, try to judge his responses. If he sighs in pleasure keep doing what you are doing and make him respond further. When he cums, if you like the taste make a show of slurping it around and down but, don't stop! Go for another load or until he shrinks or tells you to stop. Do not be afraid to sweat. This shows you are working hard for his enjoyment. Personally, the longer and better my partner goes for it, the harder and more numb I get, which is a better hard on for her to ride and a slower cum. The journey is much nicer than the arrival, as far as I am concerned. I am able to jerk myself off if that is all I want. So, PLAY WITH IT!

thick9@suckthisdick.com

 

[Auschick]

Thanks Thick9.
I appreciate the advice.
I reckon i will just have to get used to the fact that sex isn't as important to him,as it is to me.*s*
And there is more to marriage than sex right?

Right?

*Looking for confirmation here*l*

 

[Skibum]

This link might give you some ideas. It is to a site that has sex tutorials.
http://very-koi.net/tutor/cock/cock.htm

 

[Auschick]

Great.
My husband is gonna LOVE you.
After checking out the addy you sent,i discovered I'm an exhibitionist,bi sexual who wants him to shave his cock and balls for me.

Now I'm just in deeper.*L*
If i cant get him to fuck me,how the hell am i supposed to get him to shave and watch me go at it with another chick?*LMAO*
Thanks,It was an informative site.

 

[Skibum]

Great.
My husband is gonna LOVE you.
After checking out the addy you sent,i discovered I'm an exhibitionist,bi sexual who wants him to shave his cock and balls for me.

Always happy to do my part!

 

[Auschick]

*L*
I'm sure he'll thank you.

Not.

 

[Hunter953]

this might get some "groans"

I know it might be kinda "naive" to say it, but you might want to _ask_ your husband what his reluctance was about. Have you never given him head before? Is this something new? Could it be something wrong with him (as in, a SUDDEN downturn in his interest in sex might mean he's worried, ashamed, nervous about a bump, etc.). Or you might just not being doing what he likes: the best way to find out is to ask. Personally, i think one of the hottest things around is talking about sex in minute detail, open and loud, instead of in the dark and hushed.
Just yesterday, at breakfast, my girlfriend started telling me about a new thing she wanted to try: sucking on a breath mint and sucking me off. She was incredibly explicit, just sitting there over cereal telling me what she was going to do. We ended up going at it on the table right befoew work.

 

[Auschick]

I'm not real good at talking about it.*s*
And i think that's because when i DO talk about it,he looks at me as if I've grown another head or something.
I CAN talk about it while we are going at it.
But as i said earlier,once the hard on is gone,so is the talk.
*Makes note of the breathmint thing*

 

[Hunter953]

well, then it's time to take charge...

I guess you'll just have to take the sage advice of everyone here and just try it all!

For my part, I've never minded if the woman just focused using her mouth on the head of my dick, and used her hands on the rest...like she's stroking me off and sucking at the same time....just a thought...

(BTW, the breathmint this is FANTASTIC)

 

[Auschick]

Okay.
I'll take charge.
HOW DO I DO THAT?????*L*
*Stocks up on breathmints just in case*

 

[Guest]

...a male friend once told me there's no such thing as a bad blow job. Was he wrong?

Yes! He was wrong! Ever hear of teeth? That'll make a man lose the modd mighty fast! A technique I use is to curl my lips over my teeth so I don't accidently graze the shaft. It makes it easier for your jaw to get tired or for you to get lock jaw, so it's not recomended for you to do it through the entire blow job. Also, use your tongue lots! It'll drive 'em crazy! Pay attention to their balls too...either by with your hand or tongue.

 

[Auschick]

I'm going on strike.
There are only so many times yu can take a knock back without beginning to feel like a bit of a desperate goose.
Thanks for all the advice,but i figure if he doesn't get how much i want him,that's his loss.
I'll be back next week looking for an online affair.
Where do i do that?*L*
Thanks again.

 

[wtp4myhtc]

Auschick... sounds like your guy has a problem getting oral. Does he go down on you and if so... does he enjoy it?.If not.. he may have a hangup about the whole 'oral' foreplay thing and might fear you asking him for a little 'probing tongue'pleasure after you have 'waxed his skiis'...
I had a girlfriend who had no experience at all in giving blowjobs but really wanted to learn ...so "reluctantly" (*S*S*) I submitted.. of course telling her how to stimulate and prolong the pleasure was so very tedious, however I perservered (*S*). She also wanted to see how the pros did it... so we watched some 'educational' *S* porno flicks specializing in this very complex tutorial. It helped her alot... and I'm sure her husband now is very thankful for her plugging into the learning channel.... you may want to "waltz his Matilda" while he watches those dry educational films!

Personally... I can't wait to reciprocate once she has finished me off or we agree it's my turn... yummm ... 'dueling banjos'

"lip service is just that... lip service"

 

[Auschick]

Actually it's quite the opposite.
He loves to go down,i think he's actually prefer that above all else.
But i like to give as well as recieve.*s*
And i cant play the banjo.

 

[SuperCuda]

How to give head, a family secret.

Hey, heres a tip... I know this sounds wierd but my wife and I figured it out by accident... She wears a retainer* at night, but habitually waits till we are done playing to put it in... A few weeks ago however, she thought i was asleep and went and put it in... When she came back, I was ready to play some more. She went down on me with the retainer in her mouth. It was incredible because it was like a total teeth guard... She didnt nip me at all which I hate. And having the plastic in there didnt detract from the quality at all because somewhere around 90% of the pleasure nerves are on the underside of a cock, where her tounge was delicately carressing. It was the first time I've ever come in a womans mouth, because it was the first time I didn't get nipped.
*I'm not sure about aussies, but in the US, a retainer is a dealy used to maintain your teeths alignment after you get rid of braces...

[Edited by SuperCuda on 12-09-2000 at 02:15 AM]

 

[MastaGreg]

A BJ tip...

After reading through this page, the only thing that I could see to add was don't give him a choice. The next time you are in a movie theater Auschick and he is enjoying the show just go to work, I bet he wouyld be so surprised that even if he wanted to say no? He wouldn't !

Toodles y'all