Blow Job Contest?

[secret_sheryl]

Any one have a story they can share about dick sucking & cum swallowing competitions???

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[rosco rathbone]

Any one have a story they can share about dick sucking & cum swallowing competitions???

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My mind is open and empty; when sexual thoughts come crowding in all of a sudden, I don't ignore them, but stop, look up and down the beach-all clear- and drop my baggies for another seaside jack.

This time, a heat-stoked fancy rises fully-formed to my mind's eye: I am MC and judge of an Atlantic-city style contest; the object of which is to please me orally. Onstage in hot, bright lights (the sun overhead filling this role, spilling over into the space between the darkness of the inner theatre and the brilliant, surf-sparkling light surrounding my physical self), the crowded audience felt but unseen. I wear a red and blue, spangly, rhinestoney circus-ringmaster/ Mick-Jagger-dressed-as-Uncle-Sam ensemble of top hat and tails.

The contestants are all skankily, man-pleasingly hot; ala Pamela Lee Anderson, from all nations. This is a no-holds-barred "freestyle" contest and they have all gone to great lengths to win, many of them modifying their bodies through plastic surgery in order to maximize my lust and the strength of my orgasm. She who can get me off the fastest shall win the crown. Some have had their teeth removed, others have had their lips swollen hugely with injections. Each strikes an attitude likely to please me (always cringing and submissive), trainers and coaches trade notes on my likes backstage. Word gets out of the crucial maneovre: a cool, solicitious hand must stroke and finger my salty, beachside-shrivelled, sandy walnut of a nut sack. It revolutionizes the contest and becomes the standard method; much as Fosbury's Flop became the standard for high-jumpers.

I stand on the stage, legs wide; cock flopping out through my spangly zipper, as the winning contestant kneels before me in the final round....such a performance has never been seen; she brings me to conclusion almost instantly...the crowd roars.....no, it's just the sound of the surf, which accepts my paltry offering and bears it away to the palace of Neptune.

R U really a girl?

rosco

 

[nushu2]

I like the term, rainbow party, for the multiple colours of lipstick.

 

[snooper]

Among expert professional fellatrices, do they have cum-tastings?

 

[BigG2313]

I for one would love to see a story about a dick sucking contest. it would be great !!!!

 

[JRaven]

Two guys bragging...

about how good their wives are at giving head. They decide to have a race. They'll stand back to back, their wives will suck them off. The first wife with a mouthful of cum wins.
But...
The wives will only go for it if they can suck off the other's husband. They know that if a guy is getting head from another woman, he'll be more aroused and cum quicker.
Jenny

 

[BigG2313]

good story but a bit too short!

 

[LordHyperion]

This thread and the dildo pics reminded me about an old joke.

"Did you hear about the blond who got her first vibrator?"

"Knocked out all of her front teeth!"

 

[BigG2313]

bump

 

[vargas111]

Pussy Eating More Fun

I think a pussy-eating contest woud be more fun.

Contestants would be judged by number of organms in say 30 minute period, loudness and profanity of woman's screams, amount of pussy juice produced. Extra points if woman faints. As contestants enter as a couple, it would be advantageous for them to train intensively for the event.

Variation: groups of women are lined up and men go down line. Most women climaxed within time limit wins.

Cheers

 

[MechaBlade]

Re: Pussy Eating More Fun

The contestants are all skankily, man-pleasingly hot; ala Pamela Lee Anderson, from all nations. This is a no-holds-barred "freestyle" contest and they have all gone to great lengths to win, many of them modifying their bodies through plastic surgery in order to maximize my lust and the strength of my orgasm. She who can get me off the fastest shall win the crown. Some have had their teeth removed, others have had their lips swollen hugely with injections. Each strikes an attitude likely to please me (always cringing and submissive), trainers and coaches trade notes on my likes backstage. Word gets out of the crucial maneovre: a cool, solicitious hand must stroke and finger my salty, beachside-shrivelled, sandy walnut of a nut sack. It revolutionizes the contest and becomes the standard method; much as Fosbury's Flop became the standard for high-jumpers.

I find myself looking forward to times when you put up new avatars.

I think a pussy-eating contest woud be more fun.

Contestants would be judged by number of organms in say 30 minute period, loudness and profanity of woman's screams, amount of pussy juice produced. Extra points if woman faints. As contestants enter as a couple, it would be advantageous for them to train intensively for the event.

Variation: groups of women are lined up and men go down line. Most women climaxed within time limit wins.

Your sexual preferences pique my curiousity and confuse me.

 

[MechaBlade]

Any one have a story they can share about dick sucking & cum swallowing competitions???

This story line cannot fail.

 

[vargas111]

I think a pussy-eating contest woud be more fun.

Contestants would be judged by number of organms in say 30 minute period, loudness and profanity of woman's screams, amount of pussy juice produced. Extra points if woman faints. As contestants enter as a couple, it would be advantageous for them to train intensively for the event.

Variation: groups of women are lined up and men go down line. Most women climaxed within time limit wins.
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Mecha Blade wrote:

Your sexual preferences pique my curiousity and confuse me.

Reply:

A BJ is the waste of a good erection that could have gone into a pussy. On the other hand, I love to eat pussy. What could be confusing about that?

And what is not hot about scenes in which a woman comes, loudly and juicily over and over?