Bloopers BDSM Style!!!

[lillum]

This was just too funny to keep to myself.Picture this I was restrained four point to the bed with pillows under my butt and plug in place getting a long intense flogging.We were both very much into it when crash bang he was in Dom space and forgot about the ceiling fan for a second(the flogger we were using at the time has 30 inch long falls made of rawhide)the darn thing was yanked out of his hand and flung across the room hit the window and luckily only cracked it(thankgoodness it was right over my head)The look on his face was pricless I laughed so hard the butt plug came flying out ...Anyone else have a blooper to share. ...lillum

 

[lovetoread]

I have never had this happen to me...

Heh...thank goodness! lol


But I did fall asleep while he was taking pictures of me last night....

lol,he had to wake me up to change poses.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I have never had this happen to me...

Heh...thank goodness! lol


But I did fall asleep while he was taking pictures of me last night....

lol,he had to wake me up to change poses.

And we can find those lovely pics posted where? <grin>

PBW "Just teasin"

 

[Ebonyfire]

This was just too funny to keep to myself.Picture this I was restrained four point to the bed with pillows under my butt and plug in place getting a long intense flogging.We were both very much into it when crash bang he was in Dom space and forgot about the ceiling fan for a second(the flogger we were using at the time has 30 inch long falls made of rawhide)the darn thing was yanked out of his hand and flung across the room hit the window and luckily only cracked it(thankgoodness it was right over my head)The look on his face was pricless I laughed so hard the butt plug came flying out ...Anyone else have a blooper to share. ...lillum

ROTFLMAO!!!!

So, what I want to know is this...how far did that butt plug fly?

Eb

 

[lovetoread]

And we can find those lovely pics posted where? <grin>

PBW "Just teasin"

Heh..on the Am Pics board.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Heh..on the Am Pics board.

No kidding??!!! OMG... I'm sooo there!

PBW

 

[zipman]

A real mess

I was in the middle of a scene one time, and I was slowly trailing the edge of a crop down my subs body. She was lying there, staring into my eyes, wondering when I was going to lift it and bring it down on her pussy.

I fixed my best steely gaze, lifted the crop, shifted my weight, and put my knee down right on a tube of lubricant, shooting it all over my sub, the bed and even the wall. I couldn't stop laughing and my sub was upset because it got in her hair, and we were meeting people in about an hour.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Re: A real mess

I was in the middle of a scene one time, and I was slowly trailing the edge of a crop down my subs body. She was lying there, staring into my eyes, wondering when I was going to lift it and bring it down on her pussy.

I fixed my best steely gaze, lifted the crop, shifted my weight, and put my knee down right on a tube of lubricant, shooting it all over my sub, the bed and even the wall. I couldn't stop laughing and my sub was upset because it got in her hair, and we were meeting people in about an hour.

Heheh... now that is funny.

PBW "Never get it in her hair"

 

[zipman]

Re: Re: A real mess

Heheh... now that is funny.

PBW "Never get it in her hair"

Oh yeah, and for the record, it was BEFORE "Something about Mary" came out.

Same general effect though

 

[Cherry]

The look on his face was pricless I laughed so hard the butt plug came flying out

HAHAHHAAAAA!

That was hysterical, lillum ... too bad you didn't have a video of it, it would have been a winner on America's Funniest Videos (still chuckling).

 

[Cherry]

Re: A real mess

I fixed my best steely gaze, lifted the crop, shifted my weight, and put my knee down right on a tube of lubricant, shooting it all over my sub, the bed and even the wall. I couldn't stop laughing and my sub was upset because it got in her hair, and we were meeting people in about an hour.

HAHAHAAA!

Another good one!

Jeez, am I just easily amused today? Or, aren't these really funny?

 

[artful]

Re: Re: A real mess

HAHAHAAA!

Another good one!

Jeez, am I just easily amused today? Or, aren't these really funny?

I wanted to type my rotflmfao a long time ago,...but I couldn't get up from the floor to do it. OMG,...they were BOTH hilarious, and when Sis asked how far the butt plug went,...I fell back down. (still laughing)

 

[Cherry]

Re: Re: Re: A real mess

I wanted to type my rotflmfao a long time ago,...but I couldn't get up from the floor to do it. OMG,...they were BOTH hilarious, and when Sis asked how far the butt plug went,...I fell back down. (still laughing)

Yeah, the visuals were great ... all we're missing are the sound effects!

 

[zipman]

Sad to say...

But I have a lot more of these bloopers than the average bear. I too have had butt plug issues with subs. I have had subs shoot them out and I have had trouble getting them out of a sub after they have been inserted.

Let me tell you that it is really hard not to laugh when you are trying to "talk a sub down" into relaxing their asshole enough to get a plug out.

Watching all those movies with child-birth scenes really paid off.

"okay, just relax, breathe in, breathe out, now PUSH!" And congratulations, you've just given birth to a beautiful purple, jelly butt-plug!

Pass the cigars!

 

[Cirrus]

Oh my god...I've actually been meaning to start this topic for a while but somehow never got around to it.

My personal favorite: my Dom and I were at his cabin, this was when I still had a room mate and we couldn't play at my place (and he's married, so...yeah). He had the flogger out, just going to town when all of sudden he wrapped it. Instead of hitting me, though, he was turned in such a way the wrap caught him in the jewels, and after he got done hopping around, I got done laughing, and he got done being mad at me for laughing he decided a) that a flogger really DOES sting, and b) that it was pretty funny.

 

[WriterDom]

Had a sub restrained across a spanking bench. She reminded of a weeble wobble. Maybe 4'11" tall but pretty obese. I was fucking her pretty hard from behind and the bench starting rocking with the motion. I realized that if it did fall tip over towards her head, it would probably snap her neck and kill her instantly. The thought of having to try to explain her death to some backwoods sheriff struck me as kinda funny at the time.

But she'd be dead and I'd be on death row. Nothing funny about that.

 

[artful]

WD

Had a sub restrained across a spanking bench. She reminded of a weeble wobble. Maybe 4'11" tall but pretty obese. I was fucking her pretty hard from behind and the bench starting rocking with the motion. I realized that if it did fall tip over towards her head, it would probably snap her neck and kill her instantly. The thought of having to try to explain her death to some backwoods sheriff struck me as kinda funny at the time.

But she'd be dead and I'd be on death row. Nothing funny about that.

(sweat)

 

[serijules]

I've had the "airborne buttplug" scene too...

I was tied down over a table, my legs spread between a bar, arms bound down...and a rather large purple jelly plug inserted. He was flogging me with a hemp flogger, then stopped and went to the other side of the room to get a different implement. As soon as I relaxed my body, the plug went shooting out and landed by the hotel room bed, rolling a few inches under the bed. I was blushing beet red, but he didn't seem to notice.

A while later just as we were starting to pack up, he found the plug peeking out from under the bed, and by the look on his face, I could tell he had thought I had been wearing it all that time. oops

Another time I was playing with a Dom for the first time, and he KNEW I was hearing impaired, but must have spaced it out. (I can hear a tiny bit with hearing aids so usually wear them) Every time I moved my head a certain way or had something too close to my ears (pillow, whatnot) the hearing aid would squeal. I of course, didn't hear this or realize when it would do this.

He kept stopping and looking around with a puzzled look on his face, but I didn't really think anything of it. Later on when we were talking about the day, he mentioned that the people in the room next door were using their microwave constantly and it was really distracting him, not to mention it was really weird that they were microwaving stuff for hours on end. I was laughing my ass off, realizing it was the feedback on my hearing aids he had been hearing since I've been told many times thats what it sounds like. Poor guy.

 

[artful]

seri

I've had the "airborne buttplug" scene too...

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I was laughing my ass off, realizing it was the feedback on my hearing aids he had been hearing since I've been told many times thats what it sounds like. Poor guy.

I also am hearing impaired,...OMG,...Pulllleeeeze, someone,...anyone,...help me back into my chair,...my knees are killing me.

(still on the floor,...lmfao)-

 

[Wizard]

I know this would be hard to believe but I too fell victim to our ceiling fan.
Our bed has those real high posts on them , hell they must be 7 feet tall maybe 6/12 but there way taller than I am. I was setting up a scene for our play time and I have rubber cables that I attach to the top of the post to run other cables to which then hold small pulley to attach to nipple clamps.
This takes a little while to set up and opens up all kind of way to play and things to do.
I was into what I was doing thinking about what was to come and the cables are just below the ceil fan. As I said I hook two line to go from side to side whack is just under the fan. Here I go not paying attention I am standing on the bed setting all this up and Whack I get smacked . The very top of my head with a fan blade. Not hurt just sitting there thinking I had just done something really striped. I am way more careful now.

that would have to be my biggiest blooper.

 

[lillum]

Re: Re: Bloopers BDSM Style!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

So, what I want to know is this...how far did that butt plug fly?

Eb

Whenever I make a projectile out of a butt plug it only goes about a foot and I've warned him about having his face down there when I cum how would he explain the blackeye to his buds lol.What a Kodac moment it would have been if only we were taping that day!!!...lillum

 

[artful]

This was just too funny to keep to myself.

I didn't wanna start a new thread,...and I wanted to let the Forum see this joke. Hope ya don't mind lillum,...am gonna post it here, (I kinda put MY little spin on it,...hope ya like it)

A little joke

Little Johnny and Jenny are only<insert age> years old, but they just know that they are in
love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to
Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says
"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in
marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are
only<insert age>. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's room.
It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then
how will you live? You're only<insert age>. You'll need to support
Jenny."
Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance...Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and
I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just
fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought
into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that
Johnny won't have an answer to. After a short pause, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it
seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question
for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well Mr. Smith, Jenny and I don't have sex THAT way, Jenny just likes to get tied up and have her ass spanked,...works for us."

 

[lovetoread]

Oh gawd.

That was funny.

I have to share that.

 

[artful]

LTR

Oh gawd.That was funny. I have to share that.

How did I know that was gonna hit your, "Dream Spot"?-

 

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