Bloody hell, it's windy out there!

[Guest]

And there's a right draught coming in through my back porchway.

















(What? I'm English aren't I!? It's what we do. Talk about the weather, that is, not fart non-stop. Although... )

 

[rgraham666]

Am I living in England all of a sudden?

It's bloody windy here, too.

 

[Guest]

Am I living in England all of a sudden?

It's bloody windy here, too.

Sprouts?

 

[cloudy]

LOU!!!!

I've missed you, skank.

 

[Guest]

Cloudster!!

I've missed your Injun ways.

 

[cloudy]

Cloudster!!

I've missed your Injun ways.

I'm glad that you've gotten a life, but damn, I miss the Lou, Abs & Cloudy Show.

Guess where I spent the summer.....and where I'm moving back after the first of the year...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And there's a right draft coming in through my back porchway.

Then stop bending over.

 

[Guest]

I'm glad that you've gotten a life, but damn, I miss the Lou, Abs & Cloudy Show.

Guess where I spent the summer.....and where I'm moving back after the first of the year...

It was over-rated.

Um... erm... um... the rez??

 

[cloudy]

It was over-rated.

Um... erm... um... the rez??

Yes.

 

[oggbashan]

The wind isn't my fault.

It's a side effect of the prescription drugs...

Og

 

[Boota]

Speaking of windy...

One of my day jobs is driving a delivery truck. The other day the wind was so bad that they were pulling garbage trucks off the road because it was too dangerous for them to be out. (For some reason it was fine for me to be out in a light little box truck, though.) I was fighting my way through the wind to the front door of this house that had very elaborate Xmas decorations on the front lawn. One of them, a lighted carousel with Santa and reindeers and elves, was flapping on the end of a tether. The stakes anchoring it had been pulled out of the ground.

I knocked on the door and the lady of the house answered. I said, "It seems your carousel is..."

[SNAP] I turn my head to the noise.

"...flying down the street."

 

[TheEarl]

Hey Lou. I'm locked indoors like a good little computer geek, so neither weather nor time of day matters until this coursework's done.

The Earl

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Great story, Boota. One of those rare, perfect timing, experiences.

Lou, glad to see you girl. Tell you what, until I can get over there to lend a hand, so to speak, put on some wool knickers. Your back porchway should be a lot warmer then.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Liar]

The keyword being "out there". I'm in here.

ps. HI LOU!

 

[arienette]

Hey Lou. I'm locked indoors like a good little computer geek, so neither weather nor time of day matters until this coursework's done.

The Earl

I second that. Although I'm just lazy and don't have the excuse of coursework.

Hey Lou, glad you're back.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Tornado hits London

That's a mile or so from where I work. I saw it, heard it, felt it. It was Coooooowell.

 

[Guest]

Major cities are not ineligible from tornados. Everyone seems to think they are a rural storm, drawn as if my magnets to trailer parks.

I'm waiting for a F-5 tornado to set down in the middle of a major stadium during game time. That should stir up 100,000 people like so many marbles in a bowl.

Hmm, God, could you make it a Cowboy game?

 

[TxRad]

Tornado hits London

That's a mile or so from where I work. I saw it, heard it, felt it. It was Coooooowell.

Come over and visit Oklahoma or Kansas..... what you saw/heard/felt was a baby....

135mph winds is a sneeze for tornados.... meet one with 6-800 mph winds...... sounds like a jet engine powered freight train and covers miles instead of 20 feet....

Coooooowell is not a word to apply to tornados, they expect yells and screams of horror and pain..... Coooooowell just teases them..... so beware.......



ETA: sorry.... Hey LouLou..... good to see ya back... and I'd love to visit your breezy backporch.....

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

I find it hard to believe, but Britain is supposedly has the most tornadoes per square mile of anywhere in the world. They're usually little ones. But with all this global warming nonsense, I'm expecting some more awesome ones in future. Bring 'em on.

 

[English Lady]

It is bloody windy andI've been out in itfar too bloody much today...and will be out in it again soon -whop-di-doo!



Hey Lou How are you, I miss twating about with ya!

 

[Liar]

I find it hard to believe, but Britain is supposedly has the most tornadoes per square mile of anywhere in the world. They're usually little ones. But with all this global warming nonsense, I'm expecting some more awesome ones in future. Bring 'em on.

The North Sea supposedly have more naval tornadoes than anywhere else. They're big enough to spray water around, but not big enough to mess with boats.

 

[amicus]

Welcome back LouLou, how pleasant to see your SN on the page!


ami...

 

[neonlyte]

Mine too Babe. And wet with it. Wettest year for 45 years, I picked the perfect year to change the roof

 

[Belegon]

Damn....

I was hoping to open this and get a shot of Tatelou doing the Marilyn Monroe "look at my skirt fly around" thing.

 

[Guest]

Damn, I wish I had more time - I just stopped by to peruse a few threads, in an attempt to abate my nerves about taking my final dog training practical assessment tonight.

But, I just want to *wave* at everyone, and say a big thanks for the hellos, and so on.

*makes mental note to reply to each person individually* and I will, when I have more time, cos you all give me the warm fuzzies.