Bloody hell, it's quiet in here...

3 Legged Donkey

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Today.

So I thought I'd give a smile those few that are hanging around in here...


A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.

So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.





I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.
 
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Very cute!

I have a joke:

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?

A: I can't get hard in 3 minutes, I only just got laid.
 
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