Floating Head
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An very beautiful blonde, in dark sunglasses, gets on a Chicago bound airplane in LA. She hands the flight attendent her ticket and who tells her that her coach seat is in the far back of the airplane.
The blonde takes her ticket, picks up her bag and proceeds to make herself comfortable in the first row of seats in the first class section. The flight attendent stares at the blonde and goes over to talk to her.
"Ma'am", says the flight attendent. "You can't sit here in first class, your seat is in back in the coach section."
The blonde, staring straight ahead says, "I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. And I'm going to Chicago."
The flight attendent, slightly stunned, says, "I'm sorry ma'am, but your seat is in the coach section in the back row. This is the first class section and you have a ticket in coach."
The blonde, pausing to adjust her sunglasses, once again stares straight ahead and says, "I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. And I'm going to Chicago."
At this point the flight attendent doesn't know what to say, so she goes and informs the pilot of the situation. The pilot comes back to the blonde and asks her if there is a problem.
The blonde repeats, "I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. And I'm going to Chicago.
The pilot,unfazed by the blonde's response, leans over and whispers something into the blonde's ear. The blonde looks at the pilot, gets up and grabs her bags and heads to the very last row of seats in the plane.
Impressed with the way the pilot handled the situation with such ease, the flight attendent looks at the pilot and says, "I'm impressed, but what did you say to her."
"I told her if she wanted to get to Chicago she should sit in the last row as the first class seats were going to Pittsburgh."
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Why did the medical community come up with the name PMS for that women's condition?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. (ducking for cover as I run from thread) just a joke for the holidays
Any other jokes before we all head for the turkey?
The blonde takes her ticket, picks up her bag and proceeds to make herself comfortable in the first row of seats in the first class section. The flight attendent stares at the blonde and goes over to talk to her.
"Ma'am", says the flight attendent. "You can't sit here in first class, your seat is in back in the coach section."
The blonde, staring straight ahead says, "I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. And I'm going to Chicago."
The flight attendent, slightly stunned, says, "I'm sorry ma'am, but your seat is in the coach section in the back row. This is the first class section and you have a ticket in coach."
The blonde, pausing to adjust her sunglasses, once again stares straight ahead and says, "I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. And I'm going to Chicago."
At this point the flight attendent doesn't know what to say, so she goes and informs the pilot of the situation. The pilot comes back to the blonde and asks her if there is a problem.
The blonde repeats, "I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. And I'm going to Chicago.
The pilot,unfazed by the blonde's response, leans over and whispers something into the blonde's ear. The blonde looks at the pilot, gets up and grabs her bags and heads to the very last row of seats in the plane.
Impressed with the way the pilot handled the situation with such ease, the flight attendent looks at the pilot and says, "I'm impressed, but what did you say to her."
"I told her if she wanted to get to Chicago she should sit in the last row as the first class seats were going to Pittsburgh."
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Why did the medical community come up with the name PMS for that women's condition?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. (ducking for cover as I run from thread) just a joke for the holidays
Any other jokes before we all head for the turkey?
