Blonde Revenge

[Isabella Thorne]

This is a joke i received in my inbox ... please it is not meant to offend anyone ... i just think it is funny ... i hope you do too ...

Well, folks, it has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
(Iz's note: Blonde actresses Elizabeth Montgomery and Kim Novak both portrayed witches ... so i don't think this one counts really lol)

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache
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and now for a more classic "blonde" joke
(who are not only supposed to be dumb but also easy lol):
Q: How does a blonde turn off the lights after sex?
A: She closes the car door.

 

[Thumper]

YESSSSS!!! LMAO

We do rock don't we dear Isabella?

Blondes have more fun....I guarantee it.

There is proof of that here on the BB hehehehehe

Thanks my lovely tarty Canadian treat! MUAH!

 

[April]

Isabella it's good to see you around. I missed you.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

now now Thumper luv ... that thing about blondes having more fun ... well i thought that was our little secret ... lol
now what other secrets having you been telling? but seriously i am glad you liked the joke ... and ummmm MUAH right back at ya darling ...

awwww April dear ... you are so damn sweet girl ... i missed you too <big hugs>

and also i want to say that all the witches on the TV show Sabrina the Teenage Witch are all blondes too ... ha ha ha

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Brunette on the warpath!

To my little "IT" girl and Thumper...

Why did the blonde have black and blue bruises around her belly button?







(ANSWER)
Her boyfriend was blonde too!

 

[SimplySouthern]

OoooOOhhHHH, Izzy. Just too divine. Although I adore blonde jokes (I should, I hear enough of them) it was a nice change to see a brunette joke.

Good to see you around. Where ya been? You and Thumper in the same thread, I feel myself getting faint.

 

[Beaker]

Good to see you around. Where ya been? You and Thumper in the same thread, I feel myself getting faint.

You feel yourself, then you get faint dear.... not so fast!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Maybe I'm feeling myself all wrong, Beaker dear. I think I may need a few lessons.

I learn better hands on

 

[Beaker]

Maybe I'm feeling myself all wrong, Beaker dear. I think I may need a few lessons.

I learn better hands on

Too true, I know how you like the muppet touch

You and me baby, we'll do it like muppets?!

Yeah

Oh thats right you want some animal!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Blondes and Brunettes

ohhh ha ha ha Beauty ... you gorgeous brunette you ... that joke was sooooooo funny ... and you know what ... i will let you in on a blonde secret ... i didn't get your joke at first ... lol ... no seriously ... it took me a while ...

and then it clicked that you were referring to Thumper as the other blonde ... and then wow ... i couldn't stop laughing ... that was amazing darling ... thank you so much ... and i am even going to tell that joke at work today ... cause it actually contains no naughty language ... and that is considered "ok" at my office ... ...

and oh dear Thumper ... if we ever did get together in r/l i sure hope you don't bruise my belly button by mistake ... i don't think it would feel nearly as good as the real thing ... for either of us ... lol

why Miss Scarlett ... one of my fave blondes ... i do declare ... <big hugs darling> ... loooooooong time no see ... what do you mean dear? you never saw Thumper and me in the same thread before? now that is bizarre ... lol ...

ooooooooohhhhh Beaker .... je t'aime les Muppets et les animaux, aussi, cheri ... ummmmm particularment ... toi! i know ... i know ... you are not a blonde though ... but i still luv ya ... <muah!>