blonde Planet of the Apes chick

[rambling man]

damn this girl was hot....if you haven't seen the movie, she's about 6 feet tall, has huge, round breasts, and succulent looking lips as well as the necessary torn and scanty leather outfit....truly a treat for the eyes although it left me wandering how savage human slaves got silicone injections for their lips

The only thing that bothered me, besides some of the corny lines, was the fact that the people, supposedly savage for centuries, spoke perfect English, as if they graduated from grammar school directly into a barbarian jungle existence..but enough on that...

I want the chick on that movie to own me!!!!!!!

 

[Mistress]

I want to go see that, I saw the making of it and I love how they did they make up and costumes.

 

[Renegade]

Call me a weirdo, but....

I thought the Chimpanzee chick, Ari, was pretty cute. That is, in a hairy kind of way.

 

[rambling man]

i foresee a new batch of lit stories about her...i think they were tempted to hok them up but were afraid of the bestiality thing...i would have fucked her, i mean damn, I dont care if she's an ape or not, shes still Helena Bonham Carter

 

[YoungGun69]

damn this girl was hot....if you haven't seen the movie, she's about 6 feet tall, has huge, round breasts, and succulent looking lips as well as the necessary torn and scanty leather outfit....truly a treat for the eyes although it left me wandering how savage human slaves got silicone injections for their lips

The only thing that bothered me, besides some of the corny lines, was the fact that the people, supposedly savage for centuries, spoke perfect English, as if they graduated from grammar school directly into a barbarian jungle existence..but enough on that...

I want the chick on that movie to own me!!!!!!!

Her name is Estella Warren. She is a model from Canada.
Do we grow them nice up here or what?

 

[rambling man]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO Canada!!!!!!!!!

Yes, she can slip a collar on me and lead me home

 

[doctor_insanus]

She was definitely babe-licious!

But I found myself getting strangely aroused whenever Ari was in the scene... Which, I think, was Tim Burton's goal. I would probably change my stance on bestiality... just this once!

Helena Bonham Carter kicks ass!

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The only thing that bothered me...was the fact that the people, supposedly savage for centuries, spoke perfect English...

I haven't seen the film (and don't ANSWER this for me -- no spoilers please) but I understand there is some explanation for the English thing (something Charlton Heston never asked Roddy McDowell).

But...

Even if apes on another planet could learn the earth language English, you're right about the cotnemporary colloquialisms being too close. For example, if you were to travel back in time to the middle ages and went to England, chances are you wouldn't understand a single damn thing anyone said. English has changed that much.

So, evem if English were (somehow) transported to another planet (and to another species) it would certainly sound like foreign language by the time Marky Mark got there.

By the way, in the novel the astronaut learns the simain language after many months. There is no English. (Or French, actually, as it was written by a Frenchman and the astronaut in the book is French.)

 

[rambling man]

If you want to know how English was spoken in the late middle ages, but after the great vowel shift, go to the most secluded hollow you can find in west Virginia. Kentucky, Tennessee, etc. Here, we still speak with an accent and with archaic words that they would have recognized. It is not the same, of course, but it is as close as it gets.
If you want to cast a Shakespeare play and have it be authentic, get some hillbillies.

 

[OUTSIDER]

you can find a picture of one of the Planet of the apes girls on my "Post a pic" thread.

Last page.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Speaking of segues...

I saw a bit of the awful TV show "Sheena" the other day. Okay, Sheena, Queen of the Jungle (is there a country involved, or is it just the "jungle"?) is a southern Califonia blond with dyed hair, plucked eyebrows, and silicone breasts.

Doesn't ANYONE Hollywood have a pulse anymore?

Ugh. I hate airbrushed whorish-looking blond fuck toy women.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Speaking of segues...

I saw a bit of the awful TV show "Sheena" the other day. Okay, Sheena, Queen of the Jungle (is there a country involved, or is it just the "jungle"?) is a southern Califonia blond with dyed hair, plucked eyebrows, and silicone breasts.

Doesn't ANYONE Hollywood have a pulse anymore?

Ugh. I hate airbrushed whorish-looking blond fuck toy women.

LOL and you had a go at me about badmouthing hollywood on that movie thread

 

[YoungGun69]

damn this girl was hot....if you haven't seen the movie, she's about 6 feet tall, has huge, round breasts, and succulent looking lips as well as the necessary torn and scanty leather outfit....truly a treat for the eyes although it left me wandering how savage human slaves got silicone injections for their lips


I want the chick on that movie to own me!!!!!!!

http://www.supermodels.nl/e/estellawarren/warren29.jpg http://www.supermodels.nl/e/estellawarren/warren30.jpg
http://www.supermodels.nl/e/estellawarren/warren38.jpg http://www.supermodels.nl/e/estellawarren/warren34.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

Ugh. I hate airbrushed whorish-looking blond fuck toy women.

Preach on, brother!

Looks like they're being assembled at a Mattel factory somewhere...