Blonde Moments

[calypso_21]

A blonde moment is like a brain freeze or just plain "being blonde". With that said, I'm sitting here watching a news blurb on how fuel tankers are going to be used to blow up Jewish schools...

I had no clue how they were going to get the boats to even reach the schools!

 

[Azwed]

A blonde moment is like a brain freeze or just plain "being blonde". With that said, I'm sitting here watching a news blurb on how fuel tankers are going to be used to blow up Jewish schools...

I had no clue how they were going to get the boats to even reach the schools!

and here's your sign.


muahah first post.

 

[Bob Peale]

A blonde moment is like a brain freeze or just plain "being blonde". With that said, I'm sitting here watching a news blurb on how fuel tankers are going to be used to blow up Jewish schools...

I had no clue how they were going to get the boats to even reach the schools!

LOL!

 

[calypso_21]

I love blonde jokes, no matter how vulgar, I take them with a grain of salt and more often than not laugh my ass off. And more ofthen than not, I am the subject of a few, this is not to say that I'm dumb or blondes are in general, I just think that sometimes everyone has a blonde moment...



A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and she doesn't win.

Brandi again prays... "God,please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and now I'm going to lose my car."

Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck.

Once again, she Prays..."Dear Lord, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEEEEASE let me win the lotto this onetime so I
can get my life back in order."

Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God himself.....

"Brandi, work with me on this. Buy a ticket."

 

[amelia]

every time my dad sees me..he has to tell me a blonde joke...

it's weird..some of the smartest, funniest people i know happen to be blonde...

:waving: hi azwed..i'm still waiting for the shirtless serenade

 

[Azwed]

every time my dad sees me..he has to tell me a blonde joke...

it's weird..some of the smartest, funniest people i know happen to be blonde...

:waving: hi azwed..i'm still waiting for the shirtless serenade

hehe I have a horrible horrible singing voice but if you ask really really nicely

 

[calypso_21]

every time my dad sees me..he has to tell me a blonde joke...

it's weird..some of the smartest, funniest people i know happen to be blonde...

:waving: hi azwed..i'm still waiting for the shirtless serenade

I agree, but I have to say since I'm not a natural blonde, I don't mind the jokes. But as a blonde I realize that the stereotype really is there. And have been a victim of that...but it is kinda fun being a brain, but other ppl not realizing it...until I decide to clue them in...who is the blonde then?

 

[amelia]

hehe I have a horrible horrible singing voice but if you ask really really nicely

pretty please with sugar on top

 

[Marxist]

pretty please with sugar on top

Hey Reese, turn on your Yahoo.

 

[Azwed]

Hey Reese, turn on your Yahoo.

Bah yahooo sucks

 

[sacremento]

who is the blonde then?

*raising hand*

And I definitely have my "moments"

 

[Marxist]

Bah yahooo sucks

True. But it's better than the alternatives. The IMvironments things are very cool.

I just wish it was more stable.

 

[estevie]

I'm blond for the summer. Revlon Dramatic Blond Highlights. I like it!

Besides, being a blond gives me an excuse to do stupid shit!

 

[calypso_21]

*raising hand*

And I definitely have my "moments"

*hand raised too*

 

[calypso_21]

I'm blond for the summer. Revlon Dramatic Blond Highlights. I like it!

Besides, being a blond gives me an excuse to do stupid shit!

This is exactly what I mean!!!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

I am not blonde, but sometimes think I should have been. You know what cracks me up about the whole "dumb blonde" stereotype is that it is generally only applied to women. Yet, I know more airheaded blonde haired guys than i do women who fit the stereotype.

 

[calypso_21]

I am not blonde, but sometimes think I should have been. You know what cracks me up about the whole "demb blonde" stereotype is that it is generally only applied to women. Yet, I know more airheaded blonde haired guys that i do women who fit the stereotype.

Now that you meantion it...I was always wondering why I never really dated many blondes...maybe this was the reason.

I don't mean to bash blondes here. I am one right now...and if I didn't like them, I wouldn't aspire and alter my hair color to be one.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

I am not blonde, but sometimes think I should have been. You know what cracks me up about the whole "demb blonde" stereotype is that it is generally only applied to women. Yet, I know more airheaded blonde haired guys than i do women who fit the stereotype.

See what I'm talking about, I am too dumb to spell dumb

 

[estevie]

k, here's a moment for you....is it 'blonde' or 'blond'?

Jesus, now neither looks right!

 

[calypso_21]

k, here's a moment for you....is it 'blonde' or 'blond'?

Jesus, now neither looks right!

LMAO

OH My Gawd that is soo true, which is it??

 

[estevie]

LMAO!

I just looked it up...its 'blond'.

 

[sacremento]

I've seen it spelled both ways.

I always spell it blonde though, it just feels better

 

[calypso_21]

LMAO!

I just looked it up...its 'blond'.

I've seen it spelled both ways.

I always spell it blonde though, it just feels better

I thought it went both ways, but hey I like blonde better myself.

HEY I looked it up too...

blond also blonde Pronunciation Key (blnd)
adj. blond·er, blond·est
Having fair hair and skin and usually light eyes: blond Scandinavians.
Of a flaxen or golden color or of any light shade of auburn or pale yellowish brown: blond hair.
Light-colored through bleaching: blond furniture.

 

[calypso_21]

Two blonde girls were taking their first train trip, first trip anywhere. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one.

The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

"Why not?"

"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."

 

[calypso_21]

I think this qualifies as a "drunk moment"...I'm having extreme difficulties with my typos. If you only knew how long it took me to type just these few words...anyhow, What was I saying?