intriguess
sexual catalyst
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My best friend Hilary is constantly trying to set me up. I try and decline, after all she's on her second marriage and she's ten months younger than me and her kids are nearly 4 and 1, and she's only 22.
I finally agreed on promise that she wouldn't bother me again.
"So what's he like?"
"He's a friend of Jerry's (her husband) from Colorado. He's got a nice ass," she laughed, "wears glasses and he tends to use big words in conversation, just like you do." I rolled my eyes jotted down his phone number and left.
I got his answering machine and gave him my address and suggested a time. He replied to my answering machine and the date was set.
"So what's she like?" he asked Jerry.
"Short," he replied dodging the question, why did his wife insist on setting up her friends with his friends?
"She's more than short," Hilary slapped her husband on shoulder. "Her favorite pizza is Italian Sausage and Black Olives, she prefers an evening at home rather than risking traffic and noisy theaters. She's a sci fi fan, and a great sense of humor."
"Oh great a sense of humor," he rolled his eyes, meant she was a dog.
"Come on she doesn't get out much, because she's not interested in playing games." Hilary said.
"Fine, anything else I should know?"
"Forgo wine, take a bottle of Dr. Pepper."
I pulled on a snug pair of jeans and pulled on a soft lilac t-shirt, hopefully he wouldn't be taking me someplace dressy.
He knocked on door just as I finished putting on some lip gloss and a dusting of eye shadow. I dashed to door and opened it. My jaw nearly dropped, I expected some nerdy farm boy. Here before me was a vision, he wasn't muscle bound nor was he flabby and he was holding a pizza and what looked like a sack from video palace with a liter of Dr. Pepper.
I finally agreed on promise that she wouldn't bother me again.
"So what's he like?"
"He's a friend of Jerry's (her husband) from Colorado. He's got a nice ass," she laughed, "wears glasses and he tends to use big words in conversation, just like you do." I rolled my eyes jotted down his phone number and left.
I got his answering machine and gave him my address and suggested a time. He replied to my answering machine and the date was set.
"So what's she like?" he asked Jerry.
"Short," he replied dodging the question, why did his wife insist on setting up her friends with his friends?
"She's more than short," Hilary slapped her husband on shoulder. "Her favorite pizza is Italian Sausage and Black Olives, she prefers an evening at home rather than risking traffic and noisy theaters. She's a sci fi fan, and a great sense of humor."
"Oh great a sense of humor," he rolled his eyes, meant she was a dog.
"Come on she doesn't get out much, because she's not interested in playing games." Hilary said.
"Fine, anything else I should know?"
"Forgo wine, take a bottle of Dr. Pepper."
I pulled on a snug pair of jeans and pulled on a soft lilac t-shirt, hopefully he wouldn't be taking me someplace dressy.
He knocked on door just as I finished putting on some lip gloss and a dusting of eye shadow. I dashed to door and opened it. My jaw nearly dropped, I expected some nerdy farm boy. Here before me was a vision, he wasn't muscle bound nor was he flabby and he was holding a pizza and what looked like a sack from video palace with a liter of Dr. Pepper.