As a software engineer, I don't get out much. Honestly that's not true technically. The real truth is that I don't get out at all. I work for a big accounting firm Baker & Cole Inc, my job is to program firewalls and anti-malware tools for big financial institutions around the world. Since the hacker market is ever growing and ever evolving, my job security is pretty fucking solid. However since the hacker market is so robust, it also means that my job forces a lot of long hours on me.
Don't get me wrong, I love my job. Coding is the most interesting thing to me, I could spend hour doing it and I often do. Sometimes forgetting lunch and even dinner on longer work nights. My friends at the office get on my case to make sure I eat, and they make fun of me for never going out.
"Jake you gotta get on Tinder or some shit man. Go out and meet people, it ain't good being a shut-in all the time." John said, one of my best friends and an accountant at the firm. "Look I know this girl, she's smoking hot and unbelievably single. Let me set you two up."
I groaned and pushed away from my desk for a moment, "I don't know man, you know how I feel about meeting strange people."
"Dude you can't live like that. What's the harm? You met her for dinner, and the worst thing that happens is you have dinner and nothing else." He insisted. "But at least you fucking tried. You can't meet people staying inside constantly."
"I have a Tinder." I correct.
"Yeah how many swipes you doing?"
"Swipes?"
"That's what I fucking thought. Look let me set it up Friday night. If it doesn't work out, I'll never bother you again about it." He told me.
I sighed and nodded, "Alight man. I guess it wouldn't hurt to go out to a dinner and conversation. Though I don't know how exciting I can be."
John smirked, "Don't worry about it, she's nice and she'll go along with whatever conversation you can give her."
After work that evening John came up to me and gave me a piece of paper. "Okay dude, it's on. You'll meet her tomorrow night at La Tratoria, her name is Danielle."
So here I was, sitting at a booth against the wall waiting for my date to show up. We were supposed to meet at seven, but it was almost eight now and she hadn't shown up. A basket of breadsticks sat in front of me and I wondered what I should do. Would it be weird if I told the waiter my expected date wasn't showing and just ordered take out? I wore my best clothes, a button up blue silk shirt, black slacks, but maybe she saw me from the door and decided to bail on me.
"Sorry I'm late, traffic was a bitch." A beautiful voice said, as a woman sat down across from me. I glanced up from the basket of bread and blinked. I had to do a double take, because the woman before me was absolutely stunning. Not just hot, but utterly incredibly stunning. I couldn't believe that this was my date.
Danielle: https://i.imgur.com/4N11IDC.jpg
"It's umm...no problem." I stammered. "You uh...You must be Danielle. I'm Jake, John told me...absolutely nothing about you." I said trying to break the ice with a joke.
Don't get me wrong, I love my job. Coding is the most interesting thing to me, I could spend hour doing it and I often do. Sometimes forgetting lunch and even dinner on longer work nights. My friends at the office get on my case to make sure I eat, and they make fun of me for never going out.
"Jake you gotta get on Tinder or some shit man. Go out and meet people, it ain't good being a shut-in all the time." John said, one of my best friends and an accountant at the firm. "Look I know this girl, she's smoking hot and unbelievably single. Let me set you two up."
I groaned and pushed away from my desk for a moment, "I don't know man, you know how I feel about meeting strange people."
"Dude you can't live like that. What's the harm? You met her for dinner, and the worst thing that happens is you have dinner and nothing else." He insisted. "But at least you fucking tried. You can't meet people staying inside constantly."
"I have a Tinder." I correct.
"Yeah how many swipes you doing?"
"Swipes?"
"That's what I fucking thought. Look let me set it up Friday night. If it doesn't work out, I'll never bother you again about it." He told me.
I sighed and nodded, "Alight man. I guess it wouldn't hurt to go out to a dinner and conversation. Though I don't know how exciting I can be."
John smirked, "Don't worry about it, she's nice and she'll go along with whatever conversation you can give her."
After work that evening John came up to me and gave me a piece of paper. "Okay dude, it's on. You'll meet her tomorrow night at La Tratoria, her name is Danielle."
So here I was, sitting at a booth against the wall waiting for my date to show up. We were supposed to meet at seven, but it was almost eight now and she hadn't shown up. A basket of breadsticks sat in front of me and I wondered what I should do. Would it be weird if I told the waiter my expected date wasn't showing and just ordered take out? I wore my best clothes, a button up blue silk shirt, black slacks, but maybe she saw me from the door and decided to bail on me.
"Sorry I'm late, traffic was a bitch." A beautiful voice said, as a woman sat down across from me. I glanced up from the basket of bread and blinked. I had to do a double take, because the woman before me was absolutely stunning. Not just hot, but utterly incredibly stunning. I couldn't believe that this was my date.
Danielle: https://i.imgur.com/4N11IDC.jpg
"It's umm...no problem." I stammered. "You uh...You must be Danielle. I'm Jake, John told me...absolutely nothing about you." I said trying to break the ice with a joke.
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