Bleh.

[ChromeCollar]

Yuck at the gb tonight. All serious and politcal.

 

[TirelessTongue]

What exactly is the gb ?

 

[MMorJon]

gb = general boards

 

[Debbie]

What exactly is the gb ?

General Board.

https://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=4

 

[Nonchalant]

I like it in here... its like the general board without all the idiotic/ignorant/racist/flat out stupid comments.

 

[ChromeCollar]

I like it in here... its like the general board without all the idiotic/ignorant/racist/flat out stupid comments.

I totally agree. The gb reminds me of high school, with all the sniping and pettiness.

 

[psyche]

I totally agree. The gb reminds me of high school, with all the sniping and pettiness.

Hey Chrome, have you tried the Playground? All fun, and nothing but fun! LOL!

 

[ChromeCollar]

Hey Chrome, have you tried the Playground? All fun, and nothing but fun! LOL!

No, I havent ventured in there, I'll check it out tonight. Thanks for the tip. ;]

 

[Bobmi357]

I rarely touch the GB anymore. Too many fights, too many "in-groups". The one time I visited the playground it seemed to be more like a high school senior party were everyone was out to get laid. And I mean everyone, from the cheerleaders, to the nerds, to the school bus driver.

At least here in howto, we can generally hold serious conversations....

Speaking of which, this is the HowTo board, shouldn't the original posting been "How do I bleh?"

 

[psyche]

No, I havent ventured in there, I'll check it out tonight. Thanks for the tip. ;]

If you're looking for some fucking fun, I think you'll find it there. Check out the fuck thread! LOL!

 

[psyche]

I rarely touch the GB anymore. Too many fights, too many "in-groups". The one time I visited the playground it seemed to be more like a high school senior party were everyone was out to get laid. And I mean everyone, from the cheerleaders, to the nerds, to the school bus driver.

At least here in howto, we can generally hold serious conversations....

Speaking of which, this is the HowTo board, shouldn't the original posting been "How do I bleh?"

LMAO! And what's wrong with being on the lookout for some good sex? I met my lover on the lit playground board and we have been doing some serious fucking ever since! I've never had such a compatible lover in my entire life!

I do want to also say that I love the how to board for some serious conversation, but I have made most of my friends here on lit on the playground boards. Even though it seems like a lot of silly shit, there are some serious threads and you do really get to know people there.

 

[midwestyankee]

LMAO! And what's wrong with being on the lookout for some good sex? I met my lover on the lit playground board and we have been doing some serious fucking ever since! I've never had such a compatible lover in my entire life!

I do want to also say that I love the how to board for some serious conversation, but I have made most of my friends here on lit on the playground boards. Even though it seems like a lot of silly shit, there are some serious threads and you do really get to know people there.

I agree.

The Playground has a wide variety of threads and some are every bit as fluffy and vapid as a high school cafeteria table. Others, though, offer some serious discussion.

Disclaimer: shameless promotion ahead

One current Playground thread that is home to some serious discussion is Defining Love. I started the thread as a place where people could work out their differing definitions of love and explore ways that love is proven, tested, abused, or admired. And it has proven to be that and more.

One night we even had the mother of a regular Lit poster add her comments to the discussion. It has been fascinating.

Oh, and for the most part the people who frequent the playground are civil, which is more than can be said for a certain coterie of GB regulars.

 

[psyche]

I agree.

The Playground has a wide variety of threads and some are every bit as fluffy and vapid as a high school cafeteria table. Others, though, offer some serious discussion.

Disclaimer: shameless promotion ahead

One current Playground thread that is home to some serious discussion is Defining Love. I started the thread as a place where people could work out their differing definitions of love and explore ways that love is proven, tested, abused, or admired. And it has proven to be that and more.

One night we even had the mother of a regular Lit poster add her comments to the discussion. It has been fascinating.

Oh, and for the most part the people who frequent the playground are civil, which is more than can be said for a certain coterie of GB regulars.

Thanks for that information. I have been too busy lately to post on any threads other than the fuck thread, which I think of as my home thread. I am very interested in that topic since my marriage of over 20 years broke apart. We are still going through the divorce proceedings and it's very emotional. There were a lot of things going on, but he was depressed, would not get help and completely lost interest in sex. Then he started telling me it was my problem, and that it was not about sex at all. He treated me so badly that one day I looked at him while he was ranting and realized that I didn't love him anymore. No matter how hard I tried to get it back it wouldn't come.

 

[ChromeCollar]

*laughs*

I rarely touch the GB anymore. Too many fights, too many "in-groups". The one time I visited the playground it seemed to be more like a high school senior party were everyone was out to get laid. And I mean everyone, from the cheerleaders, to the nerds, to the school bus driver.

At least here in howto, we can generally hold serious conversations....

Speaking of which, this is the HowTo board, shouldn't the original posting been "How do I bleh?"

Okay, okay! I give, how do I bleh. Did I do it correctly? ;p I really enjoy the How To board the most out of the things I have explored on lit., although it amuses me to see that the majority of the people that post questions usually have less than 50 posts. Why be afraid to show your real lit identity if your asking a question about sex... after all this is a sex board?

 

[Bobmi357]

Re: *laughs*

Okay, okay! I give, how do I bleh. Did I do it correctly? ;p

Ok since you asked.

Rules for Properly Bleh'ing.

1) Be prepared! Have plenty of handiwipes or paper towels available. Alternately you could also use a mop and bucket. Remember, a good bleh is very messy.

2) Its always a good idea before bleh'ing to warn anyone in the room. You do not want to accidently splash anyone with your bleh.

3) Clear a space around you in relation to the strength of the desired bleh. If possible, evacuate your neighborhood or at least alert the civil defense authorities. We do not want to see your bleh mistaken for a terrorist attack.

4) Bleh's are best done in private. However, and in keeping with the nature of this board, if you have a fuck buddy, or a marital partner, you might want to bleh together. Additionally if you think this might result in a really spectacular bleh, have a friend video tape it so you can send it to the networks.

5) Remove your clothing, all sharp objects and any foreign objects which you might have inserted into any bodily orifices. It has been known that some really good blehs have converted these objects into lethal projectiles. Rumors persist to this day that the Mass Bleh of 1972 resulted in a nuclear attack warning from Norad.

6) Now that you're properly set up, insert one finger into your anus, your thumb into your mouth and blow vigerously with your mouth. Hop on one foot and hum the national anthem (you can pick the nation). Wait for the bleh to occur. You will feel it build up, washing over you. RELAX, just enjoy the sensation and let the bleh happen.

And that, is how you bleh. Its different for everyone, so I can't really describe the sensations, but its really cool, and worthwhile. But I should warn ya, bleh'ing too often can be adicting.

 

[midwestyankee]

Re: Re: *laughs*

Ok since you asked.

Rules for Properly Bleh'ing.

1) Be prepared! Have plenty of handiwipes or paper towels available. Alternately you could also use a mop and bucket. Remember, a good bleh is very messy.

2) Its always a good idea before bleh'ing to warn anyone in the room. You do not want to accidently splash anyone with your bleh.

3) Clear a space around you in relation to the strength of the desired bleh. If possible, evacuate your neighborhood or at least alert the civil defense authorities. We do not want to see your bleh mistaken for a terrorist attack.

4) Bleh's are best done in private. However, and in keeping with the nature of this board, if you have a fuck buddy, or a marital partner, you might want to bleh together. Additionally if you think this might result in a really spectacular bleh, have a friend video tape it so you can send it to the networks.

5) Remove your clothing, all sharp objects and any foreign objects which you might have inserted into any bodily orifices. It has been known that some really good blehs have converted these objects into lethal projectiles. Rumors persist to this day that the Mass Bleh of 1972 resulted in a nuclear attack warning from Norad.

6) Now that you're properly set up, insert one finger into your anus, your thumb into your mouth and blow vigerously with your mouth. Hop on one foot and hum the national anthem (you can pick the nation). Wait for the bleh to occur. You will feel it build up, washing over you. RELAX, just enjoy the sensation and let the bleh happen.

And that, is how you bleh. Its different for everyone, so I can't really describe the sensations, but its really cool, and worthwhile. But I should warn ya, bleh'ing too often can be adicting.

I bleh...therefore I am.

 

[midwestyankee]

Thanks for that information. I have been too busy lately to post on any threads other than the fuck thread, which I think of as my home thread. I am very interested in that topic since my marriage of over 20 years broke apart. We are still going through the divorce proceedings and it's very emotional. There were a lot of things going on, but he was depressed, would not get help and completely lost interest in sex. Then he started telling me it was my problem, and that it was not about sex at all. He treated me so badly that one day I looked at him while he was ranting and realized that I didn't love him anymore. No matter how hard I tried to get it back it wouldn't come.

Psyche, please drop by the Defining Love thread and leave us some thoughts. The general topic is love but we have had short offshoot discussions that are rather intriguing. Right now the question of the hour is whether or not the old saw, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" is really true.

 

[Etoile]

Wow, y'all are making the Playground seem pretty cool. I've never been over there before, and I have more than I can handle to read already, but I'll go give it a peek.

 

[midwestyankee]

Wow, y'all are making the Playground seem pretty cool. I've never been over there before, and I have more than I can handle to read already, but I'll go give it a peek.

So often, it's the first place we visit in a new city that we keep going back to. In my case, the Playground was my first home in Lit when I joined in the early fall. And while I have poked around the GB on occasion, the tone of the discourse there just does not appeal to me. The Playground, on the other hand, is a mostly civil place and if you pick and choose your threads, you'll find intelligent and witty folk who love to talk.

Would love to see you there, Etoile.

 

[bobsgirl]

Re: Re: Re: *laughs*

I bleh...therefore I am.

To bleh or not to bleh....that is the question.

*okay, this has gone on long enough...*

 

[ChromeCollar]

Bombi... that tickled me pink! I giggled the entire time I read the post. I must say... I never thought of bleh as an actual liquid type activity. More of a sticking out of the tongue, flopping of the arms with a disgusted look on your face action. Yours sounds much more interesting though. I'll have to practice.

 

[CelticFrog]

And here I thought it was some sort of resignedly sagging motion.

Oh, the things I don't know.


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