Drakkwall
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My life had always been so boorishly normal and uneventful, I could count on my fingers how many times I had gone through anything exciting in my life. Oh I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Zorro del Fernando, I am a international business man who works for a powerful computer company, I am born in Spain but has spent so much time out of the country that I have no real nationality. I am traveling over the pacific for a meeting in Japan, sitting at my regular chair, bored out of my mind, when it happens, the engine on the left wing suddenly stops, the plane begins to spiral down, everybody is panicking.
The pilots try their best, but it is too late, we crash and we all die. The next moment as I awake I find myself floating above the ocean, around me are the souls of the others who had died. I am not sure what happened next but a man dressed in black robes appeared out of nowhere and began to hit us with the bottom of a katana, a japanese sword if I remember my culture enough, and soon I find myself sent to a weird old looking feudal village, obviously japanese, dressed in brown robes with nothing on me but these clothes.
Currently has it been two years since then and I have discovered some facts about where I am, apparently I am in Soul Society, the afterlife of the Japanese, since I died in Japan I was put into this part of the afterlife. There's apparently 80 districts, not sure what they are called as I am not very good with Japanese. But I know that the reapers are those who rule the afterlife, who fight hollows ,some kind of evil spirit created from corrupted emotions ro something, who are ruled by thirteen squads of reapers who are in turn ruled by 46 old geezers who need help to wipe their own asses.
Frankly I am disappointed in this afterlife and want nothing to do with these reapers in how highly they think of themselves. Well not everybody but most of them treats the regular souls like dirt and what not. Personally have I decided to not get bullied by these reapers and have been training myself with a katana I stole from a dead shinigami who had been killed by other shinigamis for being a traitor or something. I have spent two years practicing on my own and so far I think I am pretty good, of course I am not perfect with a katana, when I was a boy I used to do farm works so I am more used to using a long shafted tool or my bare hands.
Unknowingly I have created a bit of a rumor about myself, as I live in the more wild and lawless parts of the districts, taking up arms against unruly thugs and shinigamis, I had made a bit of a fame for myself. Though I am not one for rumors would it have helped me to know this so I could have managed to prepare for the group of shinigamis who suddenly appeared outside my house one morning stating. "Are you Zorro del Fernando?" In the background was a busty dark skinned woman in tight spandex watching, I didn't notice her of course as I took hold of the blade tied to my waist and asked. "Who wants to know?"
"You are to come with us to be evaluated for Shinigami training by order of the Central 46 Grand Council." I responded by turning around and entering my home. "Not interested."
I feel a hand griping my shoulder and I hear stern words from the shinigami. "That wasn't a request scumbag." As I feel his fingers dig into my shoulder to drag me out I retaliate by blowing my palm into his gut, he is flung out of the building and through a solid stone wall across the street, out cold among the debris. "NOT interested." I said again with a cool respond and the other shinigamis stared in shock before anger clouded their faces and they drew their blades.
"You bastard you shall pay for that! Take him down!" These shinigamis are more like thugs then actual warriors, swinging their weapons wildly, they have absolutely no talent in sword arts that I can tell. I do not even draw my own weapon I move forward, spinning to the side, lashing out with a palm strike to the temple, he's out cold, then a chop to the throat, another out cold, then a finger jab into the solar plexus, another down, a roundhouse kick into a ground, yet one more biting the dust, and so it repeats as I slowly walk through the shinigamis until they are all down and I walk off to see if there's any new prices at the market, not knowing the hornet nest I had just stirred.
Ever since I defeated those shinigamis have several more of them arrived trying to get me into the academy for evaluation, though the majority has just tried to kill me for 'dishonouring' the shinigamis and Soul Society. I fought two times a day now, and it had been a week, things were starting to get way beyond bothering with these shinigamis demanding me to become part of their stupid society, which looked more like a bad copy of the late Roman Empire when the council had higher control then the ruler.
Currently I am in the woods outside area 80, a fresh battle, my sword has yet to be drawn through these fights, mostly because they have little control when fighting in groups and just hit each other without me needing to do a thing. Around twenty shinigamis are lying around the clearing, unconscious. I pick up my newly brought straw hat and put it on before I move towards the local river, I was going to get some fish with my katana, I found it to be an ideal training to stand in the water and wait until the right time comes, it gives me harmony and patience.
Alas we cannot get everything we want as when I reach the river I have to take a step back when a massive swarm of petals suddenly flies at me, but misses when I step back, the trees to my left are torn apart like lasers had cut through them. Turning my head I spot a man dressed in a black kimono with a white haori over it with a japanese number on it, though I wasn't certain what I knew this was most likely an officer of the Shinigami, most likely a seated officer or maybe even a Vice-Captain or Captain.
"You have gone too far in dismissing the Central 46 rebel, they will no longer stand for your insolent defiance of the law." Man this guy speaks like he has an entire tree up his ass, and growing. I snort and calmly turn my head a little and give the girly looking man a flat stare. "What law? The law where they stuff themselves like pigs while those of the outside with hunger have to scrap what they have because even in the afterlife they have to pay for food? Or maybe you're speaking about the law where a group of old geezers who can do nothing but sit an shit rules the afterlife and think themselves better because they have someone to wipe their asses or change their diapers? OR how about the fact that they think themselves above the freedom of others to force them to become shinigami without giving them a choice to refuse? Yeah well listen up here girly, those 'laws' can go eat the shit of those smelly old oafs cause I sure as hell ain't eating the shit of the laws."
By the end of it can tell I had pretty much made the girly boy ticked off beyond normal by the way his left eyebrow was twitching slowly, and his fists were clenching his sword. He puts a grip on his sword and turns it upside down, pointing it downwards. "You shall pay for your words insolent dog. Bankai: Senbonzakura GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" His words ends with a loud girlish screech when I simply step forward and kick him in the balls and he falls over.
"And you can go stuff your own words up your already cramped ass you piece of shit." I then kick him in the rib and walk off muttering to myself about pricks disturbing the peace of others, not looking back at the girly man as he staggers up and flashes away... flash limping away I mean.
The pilots try their best, but it is too late, we crash and we all die. The next moment as I awake I find myself floating above the ocean, around me are the souls of the others who had died. I am not sure what happened next but a man dressed in black robes appeared out of nowhere and began to hit us with the bottom of a katana, a japanese sword if I remember my culture enough, and soon I find myself sent to a weird old looking feudal village, obviously japanese, dressed in brown robes with nothing on me but these clothes.
Currently has it been two years since then and I have discovered some facts about where I am, apparently I am in Soul Society, the afterlife of the Japanese, since I died in Japan I was put into this part of the afterlife. There's apparently 80 districts, not sure what they are called as I am not very good with Japanese. But I know that the reapers are those who rule the afterlife, who fight hollows ,some kind of evil spirit created from corrupted emotions ro something, who are ruled by thirteen squads of reapers who are in turn ruled by 46 old geezers who need help to wipe their own asses.
Frankly I am disappointed in this afterlife and want nothing to do with these reapers in how highly they think of themselves. Well not everybody but most of them treats the regular souls like dirt and what not. Personally have I decided to not get bullied by these reapers and have been training myself with a katana I stole from a dead shinigami who had been killed by other shinigamis for being a traitor or something. I have spent two years practicing on my own and so far I think I am pretty good, of course I am not perfect with a katana, when I was a boy I used to do farm works so I am more used to using a long shafted tool or my bare hands.
Unknowingly I have created a bit of a rumor about myself, as I live in the more wild and lawless parts of the districts, taking up arms against unruly thugs and shinigamis, I had made a bit of a fame for myself. Though I am not one for rumors would it have helped me to know this so I could have managed to prepare for the group of shinigamis who suddenly appeared outside my house one morning stating. "Are you Zorro del Fernando?" In the background was a busty dark skinned woman in tight spandex watching, I didn't notice her of course as I took hold of the blade tied to my waist and asked. "Who wants to know?"
"You are to come with us to be evaluated for Shinigami training by order of the Central 46 Grand Council." I responded by turning around and entering my home. "Not interested."
I feel a hand griping my shoulder and I hear stern words from the shinigami. "That wasn't a request scumbag." As I feel his fingers dig into my shoulder to drag me out I retaliate by blowing my palm into his gut, he is flung out of the building and through a solid stone wall across the street, out cold among the debris. "NOT interested." I said again with a cool respond and the other shinigamis stared in shock before anger clouded their faces and they drew their blades.
"You bastard you shall pay for that! Take him down!" These shinigamis are more like thugs then actual warriors, swinging their weapons wildly, they have absolutely no talent in sword arts that I can tell. I do not even draw my own weapon I move forward, spinning to the side, lashing out with a palm strike to the temple, he's out cold, then a chop to the throat, another out cold, then a finger jab into the solar plexus, another down, a roundhouse kick into a ground, yet one more biting the dust, and so it repeats as I slowly walk through the shinigamis until they are all down and I walk off to see if there's any new prices at the market, not knowing the hornet nest I had just stirred.
-A Week Later-
Ever since I defeated those shinigamis have several more of them arrived trying to get me into the academy for evaluation, though the majority has just tried to kill me for 'dishonouring' the shinigamis and Soul Society. I fought two times a day now, and it had been a week, things were starting to get way beyond bothering with these shinigamis demanding me to become part of their stupid society, which looked more like a bad copy of the late Roman Empire when the council had higher control then the ruler.
Currently I am in the woods outside area 80, a fresh battle, my sword has yet to be drawn through these fights, mostly because they have little control when fighting in groups and just hit each other without me needing to do a thing. Around twenty shinigamis are lying around the clearing, unconscious. I pick up my newly brought straw hat and put it on before I move towards the local river, I was going to get some fish with my katana, I found it to be an ideal training to stand in the water and wait until the right time comes, it gives me harmony and patience.
Alas we cannot get everything we want as when I reach the river I have to take a step back when a massive swarm of petals suddenly flies at me, but misses when I step back, the trees to my left are torn apart like lasers had cut through them. Turning my head I spot a man dressed in a black kimono with a white haori over it with a japanese number on it, though I wasn't certain what I knew this was most likely an officer of the Shinigami, most likely a seated officer or maybe even a Vice-Captain or Captain.
"You have gone too far in dismissing the Central 46 rebel, they will no longer stand for your insolent defiance of the law." Man this guy speaks like he has an entire tree up his ass, and growing. I snort and calmly turn my head a little and give the girly looking man a flat stare. "What law? The law where they stuff themselves like pigs while those of the outside with hunger have to scrap what they have because even in the afterlife they have to pay for food? Or maybe you're speaking about the law where a group of old geezers who can do nothing but sit an shit rules the afterlife and think themselves better because they have someone to wipe their asses or change their diapers? OR how about the fact that they think themselves above the freedom of others to force them to become shinigami without giving them a choice to refuse? Yeah well listen up here girly, those 'laws' can go eat the shit of those smelly old oafs cause I sure as hell ain't eating the shit of the laws."
By the end of it can tell I had pretty much made the girly boy ticked off beyond normal by the way his left eyebrow was twitching slowly, and his fists were clenching his sword. He puts a grip on his sword and turns it upside down, pointing it downwards. "You shall pay for your words insolent dog. Bankai: Senbonzakura GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" His words ends with a loud girlish screech when I simply step forward and kick him in the balls and he falls over.
"And you can go stuff your own words up your already cramped ass you piece of shit." I then kick him in the rib and walk off muttering to myself about pricks disturbing the peace of others, not looking back at the girly man as he staggers up and flashes away... flash limping away I mean.
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