Blatently pinched from GLBT....

[Tom Collins]

You know, sometimes you guys make me laugh so hard I wake everyone up. This is definitely one of those times. Everyone's mad at me and I can't tell them why. Bastard!

*big, juicy with lots o' tongue* Thank you, Des. Holy Cow!! What's that over there?! *pinched yer bum when you turn to look*

 

[S-Des]

*big, juicy with lots o' tongue* Thank you, Des. Holy Cow!! What's that over there?! *pinched yer bum when you turn to look*

Hey buddy, didn't you check out the score? Only 13% gay, so back off! Well, maybe just one quick pinch, but no groping, all right?

EDIT -- Oops, a little birdie informed me that Tom's picture doesn't do her justice. Have I mentioned how much I hate being a newbie? I guess it's only fair, I kept getting hit on because my last AV didn't look a thing like me (she didn't have a goatee or anything ).

Tom, since I'm 13%, please feel free to squeeze as much as you like and sorry for misunderstanding. I still think your post was brilliant .

 

[scottmcc]

Hey buddy, didn't you check out the score? Only 13% gay, so back off! Well, maybe just one quick pinch, but no groping, all right?

But groping is the fun part.

 

[English Lady]

36% gay

"a strait laced girly girl with just a bit of your butch side popping out"


Sounds about right to me

 

[scottmcc]

36% gay

"a strait laced girly girl with just a bit of your butch side popping out"


Sounds about right to me

I'm 36% and it tells me that I need to loosen up. LOL

 

[English Lady]

I'm 36% and it tells me that I need to loosen up. LOL

you loosen my laces, and I'll loosen yours baby

 

[3113]

UK's Channel 4 - Their quiz to see how gay you are.

%43. Well, Whadda know. I'm a health, well adjusted, hetero babe. Who knew? Certainly not my family.

Althought I'm not sure I was completely honest in answering all those questions.....

 

[3113]

*snickering*I'm gayer than Joey...nanny nanny boo boo

Tom Collins is 60% Gay. You're very open minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets!

Out with it Tom...did you tell the quiz the truth about your gender when you took it...or did you cheat?

'Cause I think you and I would both get very different and interesting answer if we told it we were guys.

 

[Guest]

I landed right smack dab in the middle and am a well adjusted hetero girl.

Same.

Tatelou is 50% gay!

Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!

 

[kromen]

According to them, I'm a farting, belching, knuckle dragger at 23%. But I swear, I shave and put on clothes that match in the morning.

 

[rgraham666]

According to them, I'm a farting, belching, knuckle dragger at 23%. But I swear, I shave and put on clothes that match in the morning.

I don't. And it scored me at 30%

 

[joeys-game]

You know, sometimes you guys make me laugh so hard I wake everyone up. This is definitely one of those times. Everyone's mad at me and I can't tell them why. Bastard!

Hey Mr.Straight Arrow...how you doing?
*pinches your ass*
why?
coz i can..jk

 

[S-Des]

Hey Mr.Straight Arrow...how you doing?
*pinches your ass*
why?
coz i can..jk

I've heard that about you . I evidently need help. I'm too straight for the modern world (I could have told them I was too geeky for the modern world).

I'm with Rob though, who needs to match their clothes? Sounds like a conspiracy by the manufacturers to sell us more $100 shirts. I'm a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy (although truth be told, I'm partially color blind so it's sort of in self-defense because I really don't match clothes very well . . . my daughter does a better job at 6 ).

 

[joeys-game]

I've heard that about you . I evidently need help. I'm too straight for the modern world (I could have told them I was too geeky for the modern world).

I'm with Rob though, who needs to match their clothes? Sounds like a conspiracy by the manufacturers to sell us more $100 shirts. I'm a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy (although truth be told, I'm partially color blind so it's sort of in self-defense because I really don't match clothes very well . . . my daughter does a better job at 6 ).

I'm actually jeans and tshirt too..but hell they gotta at least match..i have 2 boys 5 and 11, the 11 year old wears stuff that doesn't match on purpose..lol

 

[Tom Collins]

Hey buddy, didn't you check out the score? Only 13% gay, so back off! Well, maybe just one quick pinch, but no groping, all right?

EDIT -- Oops, a little birdie informed me that Tom's picture doesn't do her justice. Have I mentioned how much I hate being a newbie? I guess it's only fair, I kept getting hit on because my last AV didn't look a thing like me (she didn't have a goatee or anything ).

Tom, since I'm 13%, please feel free to squeeze as much as you like and sorry for misunderstanding. I still think your post was brilliant .

PMSL...It's all good, darlin'. *grope* And thanks, S-D.

 

[Tom Collins]

Out with it Tom...did you tell the quiz the truth about your gender when you took it...or did you cheat?

'Cause I think you and I would both get very different and interesting answer if we told it we were guys.

Yeah, I told it the truth. Well, I told it I'm female, which is close enough, eh?

Iwas actually wondering that myself...think I'm gonna go take it again as a guy.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I am 66% gay..heh heh...(a little butch on the street)

 

[Tom Collins]

According to them, I'm a farting, belching, knuckle dragger at 23%. But I swear, I shave and put on clothes that match in the morning.

What about the farting, belching and knuckle dragging? You know cavemen wore clothes that matched...they were called furs/leathers.

 

[Tom Collins]

Ok, here's my score doing the test as a male, if anyone cares.

Tom Collins(male) is 30% Gay. You're open minded between the sheets but rarely show your gay side when out on the streets.

Frankly, I have no idea what to make of that...LMAO Does scoring 60% as a fem and 30% as a male mean that I'm a Bi man trapped in a Bi woman's body?

 

[minsue]

I'm actually jeans and tshirt too..but hell they gotta at least match..i have 2 boys 5 and 11, the 11 year old wears stuff that doesn't match on purpose..lol

How do you know if jeans and a tshirt match or not?

 

[Tom Collins]

How do you know if jeans and a tshirt match or not?

Well, if you're wearing green jeans with an orange t-shirt then you're not matching very well, eh?

 

[joeys-game]

Well, if you're wearing green jeans with an orange t-shirt then you're not matching very well, eh?

LMAO....*snicker*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm 56% gay.
The other 44% just likes dick.

 

[3113]

Frankly, I have no idea what to make of that...LMAO Does scoring 60% as a fem and 30% as a male mean that I'm a Bi man trapped in a Bi woman's body?

Well, Whadda know. If I tell it I'm male, and stay honest from there (like, yes, I sleep with men) it informs me that I'm 53% gay. Right in the middle, a healthy Hetro guy. Guess I'm healthy either way, but how does it figure I'm hetero if my answer to the first question is that I'm male and sleeping with men?

And I don't like lesbian porn.....

It's gotta be that $100 shirt question. But really, that has nothing to do with heterosexuality. That's my upbringing. $100 for a shirt? You know that's too high! Along with $5 for a glass or orange juice and $400 for a pair of shoes! Obscene!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

CD is 56% Gay.


Ssshhh... don't tell Carson that the straight guy is as gay as him.