Blatant Gloating

[Expertise]

I have "houseguests" for the weekend..... ALL WEEKEND.... WOOOOOOHOOOOO!

There is a significant risk of chaffing and tongue cramps, but fuck it! I HAVE NOT ONE BUT TWO SEXUALLY AGRESSIVE AND OPEN FEMALES IN MY HOUSE ALL WEEKEND.

Sometimes its good to be Expertise.... I mean sure its not as cool as being Gnufi but its better than a kick in the ass with a frozen shoe-pac.

I promise a kinder gentler Expertise by monday a.m.

Oh yeah....... WOOHOO!

 

[Kuddles]

I am getting the impression that you are just a *wee* bit excited?????? Maybe I'm wrong........ Have fun!!!!!!

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[Expertise]

And normally I have an extremely high excitement threshold..... WOOHOO!

 

[Cheyenne]

ARe these the same two that you cooked for a few months ago?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I have "houseguests" for the weekend..... ALL WEEKEND.... WOOOOOOHOOOOO!

There is a significant risk of chaffing and tongue cramps, but fuck it! I HAVE NOT ONE BUT TWO SEXUALLY AGRESSIVE AND OPEN FEMALES IN MY HOUSE ALL WEEKEND.

Um if the weren't open I spose there would be no chafing problems...

 

[Expertise]

To Cheyenne- Yes ma'am. And I think i'm gonna' do a modified Coquille St. Jacques this time (lobster and shrimp thrown in for good measure)

To Chef- Don't hate me cause i'm lucky

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Man! I envey you! But - been there......

It can be a bit frustrating. At least for me.

I think I know you well enough to know that your mind will be working overtime - fantasizing, scheming, planning and hoping.

And if things don't work out - and unfortunately (for me) they usually don't - well, it's not the end of the world by any stretch but still.......

Fantasies like the ones we are capable of - just aren't that easy to have materialize into reality. People generally aren't as wild as the acts within my mind. But I always hope, plan and scheme - trying to put all the pieces in the right places for spontaneous reaction to simply erupt.

This sucks!!!! Why? Why can't we (guys like us) just once - or maybe even two or three or four times in our lives - have our total fantasies fulfilled? I don't think that's too much to ask.

Now - don't get me wrong - I'm not super bitchin' here. I've had my fair share of relatively normal sexual experiences and even some above normal ones......

But I tell ya, it's not enough. I always want more. If I've been lucky enough to experienced 2 women at once (which I have) - then I want 3 - and then 4. More! Bring them on!

So I must ask myself, could I get to a point where I'm ever satisfied?

I don't think so - hence the frustration.

Is that what your in for this weekend?

 

[Expertise]

Based on the last time.....no.

I think two women is my limit though. After some initial akwardness things went beyond my expectations and it was extremely comfortable. However, there were a couple of things that I wanted to try that, in the heat of the moment(s) just plain slipped my mind. I plan to remedy that oversight this time.

I don't think I would want this on a regular basis, but as an occassional thing.....WOOOHOOO

 

[DarlingBri]

I trust that besides being sexually agressive, open, and willing, they're really nice people and you respect, admire and like them, outside of a sexual context, right? <raises eyebrow>

We expect a full report on Monday, and nobody wants to see your overexcited self between now and then. You should be far too busy!

 

[Dillinger]

Need any help? I'm free this weekend and I've got some frequent flyer miles saved up... *grin*

 

[Mistress]

no fair...that does sound kinda fun hehe

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

De-brief

I trust that besides being sexually agressive, open, and willing, they're really nice people and you respect, admire and like them, outside of a sexual context, right? <raises eyebrow>

We expect a full report on Monday, and nobody wants to see your overexcited self between now and then. You should be far too busy!

Good Morning DB

Actually I do like them a lot. They are both a ton of fun, intelligent (at least as intelligent as they can be and still wanna' be with me), good conversationalists and they pick up after themselves

Unfortunately they didnt get here until late Saturday afternoon (snowstorm) and I have been sicker than a dog since yesterday (major headcold) but other than those minor inconveniences it went quite well. I have, despite the illness, a very sunny disposition this morning.

It is relatively uncommon for me to enjoy myself so much over an extended period, but we have all thoroughly enjoyed ourselves both times.

I really needed this weekend because, with the exception of an amazing Friday night/Saturday morning a couple of weeks ago (you know who you are ), it has been too long since I have really connected with someone and had a truly enjoyable time.

Now its back to the "mines"