Blame me

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Over the long years of my subterranean forced exile, I have been blamed for many things. Science, the world being round, Fluffy being run over by the car, mass murders, video games, Eminem receiving a Grammy, American Politics since 1812, etc.

Well now Literoticans, it's your turn. I'm offering myself up as the eternal scapegoat for everything and anything. Want to blame me and my minions for Bush, for Kerry, for Nader, for all these political threads, the lack of hardcore scat at your local porno retailer, the days just not being sunny enough? Then, do so with a clear conscience.
Tune in tommorrow to learn how many people who post are actually part of my minions.

 

[Belegon]

I'm sorry, I must have missed something. Bush is not one of your minions?

Was he unable to pass the intelligence test?

Did you fire him for trading Sammy Sosa?

Was it because you have a policy against hiring family members and his daughters were already on the payroll?


Ok, I suppose I should come up with some Kerry ones in the interest of equal time...

...but all I can think of is jibjab and "I won three purple hearts"...

 

[sincerely_helene]

I'm actually ok with the no scat thing. I'm not a huge fan of the jazz/blues scene.

Thank you, Satan.

 

[Belegon]

I'm actually ok with the no scat thing. I'm not a huge fan of the jazz/blues scene.

Thank you, Satan.

Is Mel Torme' down there with you Luc?

 

[Guest]

Is Mel Torme' down there with you Luc?

That is hilarious, Bel. P.

 

[Belegon]

That is hilarious, Bel. P.

Admit it, both of us just got surprised that someone else in the states knew him from something besides Harry Anderson's office on Night Court

Luv Ya 'Dita

P.S. My four year old daughter is in "aggressive negotiations" with her grandmother in an attempt to finance ballet lessons. "Gramma, watch, I dance now. See?" This is, of course, a transcript from a telephone conversation. If she can hear Gramma, Gramma must see her

 

[Guest]

Admit it, both of us just got surprised that someone else in the states knew him from something besides Harry Anderson's office on Night Court

I don't know Night Court except that it was a popular tv show. I recall finding MT obnoxious when I was your daughter's age. I think it was his mouth, but I found his general ambience very offputting.

Perdita

 

[Belegon]

I don't know Night Court except that it was a popular tv show. I recall finding MT obnoxious when I was your daughter's age. I think it was his mouth, but I found his general ambience very offputting.

Perdita

The judge on Night Court was a huge Torme' fan.

My jazz tastes are pretty eclectic. Bird, Coltrane, Satch, Miles, Brubeck, Herbie, The Count and The Duke.

I run a pretty wide road in music in general. Got Bauhaus next to Ludwig V.B. next to Black Sabbath next to the B-52's next to G. Brooks in my collection.

 

[Belegon]

Wow, we really strayed a bit off topic, eh?

Ok, I blame Luci & Co. for creating "Hello Kitty" and co.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Is Mel Torme' down there with you Luc?

I'm afraid that when it comes to music, I have to quote Pratchett and Gaiman

"Listen," said Crowley desperately, "how many musicians do you think your side have got, eh?"
Aziraphale looked taken aback.
"Well I should think-" he began.
"Two," said Crowley. "Elgar and Liszt. That's all. We've got the rest. Beethoven, Brahms, all the Bachs, Mozart, the lot."

 

[Lisa Denton]

You mean fluffy ....... that was your fault? You pig!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I blame you for teletubbies and the wiggles.

 

[sincerely_helene]

The mullet.

 

[Belegon]

I blame you for teletubbies and the wiggles.

Tinkle Winkle Tinky Winky...


Fruit Salad, yummy yummy...

 

[Lisa Denton]

I blame you for that cigar burn on my ass, wait a minute, you might be innocent there, I think that was Abs.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I blame you for that cigar burn on my ass, wait a minute, you might be innocent there, I think that was Abs.

I said, don't move and you did, it's your own fault.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I said, don't move and you did, it's your own fault.

When you say don't move, I jump, your fault. And Lucifer's thread, we better blame him for something or he'll get mad. Why is the sky soooo fuckin blue? "Lucifer!!"

 

[Belegon]

Lucifer, would you please quit fucking with the Chargers? Believe me, Team Spanos can screw it up bad enough on their own...

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

I blame you for promoting the contradictions and meaningless self-satisfying flatteries of "being different and strange, and thus special" that keep people from accepting their place as simply normal human beings... flawed and real.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Mosquitos!


~lucky

 

[tolyk]

Mosquitos!


~lucky

Even worse: Morons

 

[Lisa Denton]

Seems like Lucifer is responsible for a lota grief and pain and tears around here. Maybe when he sticks his head in to check his thread we should all jump him and tickle him silly.

 

[tolyk]

Seems like Lucifer is responsible for a lota grief and pain and tears around here. Maybe when he sticks his head in to check his thread we should all jump him and tickle him silly.

Hmm.. you tickle him if you want, but there is something about seeing friends tickle that makes me go after the one not being tickled.. So watch your back

 

[Belegon]

Hmm.. you tickle him if you want, but there is something about seeing friends tickle that makes me go after the one not being tickled.. So watch your back

I'd love to watch Lisa's back...preferably from a certain angle, enhanced with a gentle to not-so-gentle rocking motion...or her front...I admit it, I'm easy.

 

[cloudy]

I'd love to watch Lisa's back...preferably from a certain angle, enhanced with a gentle to not-so-gentle rocking motion...or her front...I admit it, I'm easy.

...but we love you for it, Bel.

I blame Lucifer for the Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles, and now - Teen Titans. But not Spiderman - he's kinda cool.