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[•Quartz_Crystal•]

If you could sleep with one person famous, dead or alive, with no strings attatched and no consequence, who would it be?

I'd say elvis (in his good days), Jimi Hendrix, Adrian Paul or Rasputin

 

[Ambrosious]

Helen Hunt, Marilyn Monroe, Lisa Kudrow, Farrah (in her younger days), aaaaaaannnnnnnnnndddddddddddd...Kirsten Dunst.

After looking these choices over, I've noticed a penchant for Nordic looking blondes. Can someone PLEASE tell me how I ended up marrying a bearutiful black woman?

Never saw that one coming.

 

[R Nitelight]

Phoebe Cates, though I insist she be alive at the time.

 

[chal13]

Linda Carter when she was Wonder Woman.

 

[Flagg]

Who's that actress in Rear Window? Grace Kelly I think - she's fucking amazing. I've always had a thing for Madonna, Uma Thurmann, Wynona Ryder, the one in Heat and Double Jeopardy, Michelle Pfieffer and countless others too.

And before you ask Deborah, yes, I would rather they were breathing.

I fear that this thread will grow to ridiculous proportions. The weird thing about this sort of thread is that no-one really reads what others post but just say their own thing which means that you end up with 150 posts that only the authors themselves have read. In fact if this is true that means that no-one is reading what I'm writing now. Mmm, could be my chance to get a few things off my chest without getting into trouble: Now isn't Lasher the biggest...

 

[Ambrosious]

Now isn't Lasher the biggest...

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biggest what, what? yeah? yeah?

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

Don't worry about it Flag, NONE of my threads grow to ridiculous proportions.

Hell, 5. Thats a new record for me! *L*

 

[Nicole]

Meatloaf, James Hetfield, Philp Anselmo, Keifer Sutherland and Havocman

Okay he isn't Famous but I still want to sleep with him.

Have Fun (just not too much)

 

[Silverlily]

Marcus Shenkenberg and Dolf Lundgren.

I don't want them to talk, just look good.

Oh, and Milla Jovovich. She can talk.

 

[Laurel]

The weird thing about this sort of thread is that no-one really reads what others post but just say their own thing which means that you end up with 150 posts that only the authors themselves have read.

Did someone hear something?

That's a tough question...Probably this guy named Quint Kellerman - he was in my 7th grade class and I had a terrible crush on him. And this other guy Tim Lyons with whom I shared a community college course...rowr...

As far as famous people, I've always found John Malkovich sexy - Willem Dafoe too, and also James Woods. Don't ask why. As for younger guys, Gavin whatshisface of the band Bush is damn gorgeous (though their music sucks ass). Joaquin Phoenix is a hottie also. And last, but certainly not least, Christian Bales. *drool*

 

[Laurel]

Oh, for those of you taking notes, my Conan O'Brien fascination has waned, as he's not very funny anymore.

 

[Jester]

Claire Daines, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Joey Lauren Adams...

That's all that's in my head right now.

Well, not All. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

 

[Mortto56]

Racheal Welch,in 1,000,000 years BC.Man was she a hottie in that one.And last year when she was on Spin City she was still looking hot.

Goldie Hawn,loved watching her dance on Laugh In.Still love watching her on any movie shes in.

Elie May Clampitt,can't remember her real name,but I had the hots for her.

Last but not leased..Linda Lovelace,my very first porn movie I ever watched,"Debbie does Dallas"

"Oh I could go on and on,but that will do for now."

 

[R Nitelight]

Boy, do I have too much free time

Elly May Clampett-- Donna Douglas

 

[Mortto56]

Thanks for the answer R Nitelight.
I see I spelled the name wrong too.

(hidding behind the keyboard)
I know we have a spelling teacher around here somewhere.And they get real picky when you don't spell things right.

 

[Purple Haze]

Julia Louise Dreyfuss, yada yada,

 

[Samuari]

Jane Fonda in Cat Balleu (wher greek theater meets western cheese, and produces a damn good funny movie)

 

[Prussian Overlord]

okay, so i'm just a horny bastard...

Okay, i think Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Renee Zellwieger (spelling?) um and lots more that i can't think of at the moment

 

[Expertise]

Neve Campbell, Milla Jovavich, Faith Hill, Angie Harmon ....and the beat goes on.

 

[Guest]

Anybody seen Elly May...

I need her for a scene with uncle Jed and Isabella near the cement pond...

*Granny walks in and yells*

"The vittles is ready!"

Jethro..."HOT DOG! I'm starvin!"

Ummmmm to answer the question...Marilu Henner from the "Taxi" days. Uma Thurman from these days. Nina Hartley from the porn genre or Barbara Dare...

 

[Thumper]

I wonder..

if Elly May can "Clamp it?"

Damnit now I will never be able to watch the Beverly Hillbillies again without getting all worked up!

Oh Yeah! The solution to that...Miss Hathaway....or Mrs Drysdale with those weird hats...naked....

 

[Bliss]

*whispers in Mr. Wabbit's ear*

Is that the same thing as having a snappah?

Grosso on the Hathaway nekkidity, I think I just gave my bi the bye. LOL

 

[Gaucho]

Uh, someone needs to tell Motto that Linda Lovelace was not in "Debbie Does Dallas".

and btw - the first "Debbie Does Dallas" sucked. Only one of the women was even remotely attractive (Bambi Woods as Debbie, of course), the sex was uninteresting (Bambi only does one scene - the last), even the production values were nothing to write home about.

Now, the second Debbie feature, again featuring Ms. Woods...hmmm, now that's another matter. That's a movie I could watch again and again. In fact, I think I will.

Bye, now.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Weeeellll Doggies , I'm Fixin' for Jethro to Smoke My Haunches!

Originally posted by Thumper if Elly May can "Clamp it?" Damnit now I will never be able to watch the Beverly Hillbillies again without getting all worked up!

ha ha ... thought y'all might get a hankerin' to check out The Beverly Hillbilly Vocabulary List:

Fetch- to obtain or "git" (get)
Tarnation- used as "what in tarnation?" must be a place like Hell
Gumption- much nerve/backbone to do anything
Yee-Haww- exclamation of happiness
Hankerin'- wanting to do something or wanting something
Land O' Goshen- good gawd
Goo-Mer- a rascal of sorts or a strange person
Young-Un- a child
Nary- never
Pert-Near- almost
Cee-Ment Pond- swimming pool
Vittles- food
Fixin- preparing for something; to get ready
Commence- start or begin
Weedbenders- country people
Corn Squeezins- moonshine
California Condors- naked poor folks who live in the mountains
Fancy Eatin' Table- pool table
Smoke Your Haunches- spanking
Pot Passers- pool cues
XXX- moonshine
Ailin'- sick
Ruma-Tiz Medicine- Granny's sure-fire cure for whatever ails you (moonshine)
Aw Go On!- you're kidding or you're crazy
Cipherin'- math calculating (adding, subtracting, dividing, etc.)
Teleeeee Phone- telephone
Critters- animals of any kind
Hear Tell Of- heard a story
Barreee- to borrow
Fetch Into The World- to help deliver a baby
The Dickens You Say!- are you sure? is that true?
Weeeellll Doggies - my goodness!
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Y'all cum back, here!

 

[Gaucho]

Izzy - C'mere, young-un. I want to smoke your haunches good.