Black Shanglan

[carsonshepherd]

I bow to thee. Who sucketh so well.

 

[carsonshepherd]

That didn't come out right.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Is this another homoerotic Lit boy thread? If so, yay!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Is this another homoerotic Lit boy thread? If so, yay!

You devil.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

LOL,

Bout time, god knows we have a slew of gay lit girl threads have a blast fellas

 

[carsonshepherd]

Bump.

Cause Shanglan was very, very bad.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Re: Bump.

Cause Shanglan was very, very bad.

I have a hitching post outside my house with Shanglan's name on it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Re: Re: Bump.

I have a hitching post outside my house with Shanglan's name on it.

Now we have to decide if that is a punishment or a reward though.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Jeez...

another bump 'cause one who sucketh hasn't seen this yet!

 

[BlackShanglan]

*cackle*

OK, OK, I SEE IT!

Trust me Ms. Scarlett, you don't want me to be this bad to you. No one wants this particular hideous, repulsive brand of badness. It brings a new meaning to the word bad.

Carson only thinks it's his hangover that makes him feel like run-over shite this morning. It's actually the aftereffects of my amazing literary suckage.

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Originally posted by OhMissScarlett
I have a hitching post outside my house with Shanglan's name on it.
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Now we have to decide if that is a punishment or a reward though.

Depends on whether she flogs me once I'm hitched

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

Okay. You were good because you won.

But you were bad because you're just... well, bad.

So here is your reward. We tie you up.

Now here is your punishment. We make you hear the winning entry in the Poetry Suck-A-Thon read aloud. Several times.

And no floggings for you.

 

[BlackShanglan]

So here is your reward. We tie you up.

Now here is your punishment. We make you hear the winning entry in the Poetry Suck-A-Thon read aloud. Several times.

And no floggings for you.

This is cruel and inhumane treatment of a horse. However, I have no fear of you carrying out your threat. You would have to find someone willing to read that shite out aloud, several times.

Save yourselves

 

[carsonshepherd]

We'll make you read it. Naked.

Evil enough for ya?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We'll make you read it. Naked.

Evil enough for ya?

Candy asses, you can do better.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Candy asses, you can do better.

Between Scarlett and I, we could come up with some truly, truly evil punishments. We're a tag team of evil masterminds.

However, it's not a punishment when someone likes it.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Candy asses, you can do better.

Oh no. You haven't seen this poetry. Trust me. Owning it in public is punishment fiendish and insanely cruel.

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

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Depends on whether she flogs me once I'm hitched

Shanglan

I'm so not throwing you in that briar patch.

Between Scarlett and I, we could come up with some truly, truly evil punishments. We're a tag team of evil masterminds.

Yes, don't cross us or someone's bound to get whipped. We've done it before and we'll do it again.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yes, don't cross us or someone's bound to get whipped. We've done it before and we'll do it again.

Now... any takers?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think we have a late breaking contender for the Suck-A-Thon prize Scarlett....

What should we do to him? (follow the trail of breadcrumbs to the link in the next post....)

 

[carsonshepherd]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=287951

 

[BlackShanglan]

Yes, don't cross us or someone's bound to get whipped. We've done it before and we'll do it again.

Bound and whipped? And this is meant to scare me off?

 

[smoochypig]

Bound and whipped? And this is meant to scare me off?

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but whips, chains, floggers, crops and words excite you?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but whips, chains, floggers, crops and words excite you?

Well, yes, but you forgot quite a few others.

 

[smoochypig]

Well, yes, but you forgot quite a few others.

Only failed to mention them here, rest assured they are not forgotten! *purr*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think we have a late breaking contender for the Suck-A-Thon prize Scarlett....

What should we do to him?

Oh, he deserves to get the living hell thrashed out of him for almost making me pee my pants laughing. I'm getting my butter churn paddle!