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Since this is her idea, maybe she should find her own. You're no pimp. Are you?
 
It shouldn't be too hard to find a black guy willing to bang your wife. Is she fat? Black dudes really like fat white women... Even if she's not fat, môst black guys won't pass up the opportunity to bag a white chick.
 
You know how Vaudeville performers used to use "black face" to create a character? Well get some of that stuff and smear it all over your crank. Instant Black Cock! And you get to keep it all in the family.
 
Make sure he's into that.

Easy, just go somewhere you're pretty sure no one will be offended by your blatant racist stereotyping. And then go up to a total stranger -- make sure his skin's darker than yours -- and say, "Hey, you're black! This makes you exotic and my wife would like the novelty of banging an exotic, strange creature such as yourself, because we believe that somehow banging someone with a brown cock is a TOTALLY different experience to banging someone with a lighter-coloured cock. Anyway, how about it?"

Dehumanising racism works for some people, I guess? There are certainly a lot of people into humiliation. So, um. Find someone who's into that?
 
Easy, just go somewhere you're pretty sure no one will be offended by your blatant racist stereotyping. And then go up to a total stranger -- make sure his skin's darker than yours -- and say, "Hey, you're black! This makes you exotic and my wife would like the novelty of banging an exotic, strange creature such as yourself, because we believe that somehow banging someone with a brown cock is a TOTALLY different experience to banging someone with a lighter-coloured cock. Anyway, how about it?"

Dehumanising racism works for some people, I guess? There are certainly a lot of people into humiliation. So, um. Find someone who's into that?

You're just being mean. The Black Man has been given the shit end of the stick for hundreds of years in America! And here is a nice loving couple just trying to GIVE BACK some pussy to try, in their own small way, to make up for centuries of institutional racism. And you are AGAINST that? Who does that make a racist, hmmm?????
 
You're just being mean. The Black Man has been given the shit end of the stick for hundreds of years in America! And here is a nice loving couple just trying to GIVE BACK some pussy to try, in their own small way, to make up for centuries of institutional racism. And you are AGAINST that? Who does that make a racist, hmmm?????

Bahahaha :D

This cheered me right up.
 
CraigsList is an answer; I can't say if it is the best answer. On top of that there are communities online for interracial sex, just like there are for pretty much everything else.

Not to sound dismissive or anything like that but basically just Google it.

Maybe some local swing parties would treat you right but then you'd need to know how to find them in your area.

Oh also FetLife might be of some help.
 
CraigsList is an answer; I can't say if it is the best answer. On top of that there are communities online for interracial sex, just like there are for pretty much everything else.

Not to sound dismissive or anything like that but basically just Google it.

Maybe some local swing parties would treat you right but then you'd need to know how to find them in your area.

Oh also FetLife might be of some help.

Or you could go out to a nightclub and just start up a conversation with someone, it just might work for you too.
 
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