Bitching and moaning....

[FallingToFly]

We have a Venom thread and a Blurt thread and a Positive and Anonymous thread.... So now we have a bitching and moaning thread.

Today's Bitch and Moan:

Why is it taking so damn long to post the edited version of my first chapter! *whinebitchwhine* I know I screwed up in submitting it the first time, but come on! It's an EDIT!

And while we're at it- could you hurry up and post Ch. 2?

[/bitchandmoan]

 

[Skip1934a]

My muse insists that I submit a story for ebook publication. How the hell do I do that when she didn't even assign me a pen name. Get with it, muse.

I want to use "Knight' as the last name. Need something catchy for a first. Maybe something that could have a meaning if used with 'night' Has to at least sound like a male name, though.

So, your mission, should you choose to accept it <Mission Impossible theme music here>, is to... suggest some possibilities.

 

[FallingToFly]

My muse insists that I submit a story for ebook publication. How the hell do I do that when she didn't even assign me a pen name. Get with it, muse.

I want to use "Knight' as the last name. Need something catchy for a first. Maybe something that could have a meaning if used with 'night' Has to at least sound like a male name, though.

So, your mission, should you choose to accept it <Mission Impossible theme music here>, is to... suggest some possibilities.

Oh, now here is the perfect opportunity to bitch and moan...

Why ME??? It's your name! The best I can come up with is Kevin.

 

[Skip1934a]

Oh, now here is the perfect opportunity to bitch and moan...

Why ME??? It's your name! The best I can come up with is Kevin.

Don't get all bent out of shape, sweetie. You asked for help with your pen name. Why can't I?

 

[FallingToFly]

Don't get all bent out of shape, sweetie. You asked for help with your pen name. Why can't I?

I at least had ideas of first names!!!

Go raid a baby name site- how do ya think I got mine?

 

[Skip1934a]

I at least had ideas of first names!!!

Go raid a baby name site- how do ya think I got mine?

If you're gonna bitch, go to the bitching and moaning thread, girl. I like Kevin. Also thought about Karl.

 

[FallingToFly]

If you're gonna bitch, go to the bitching and moaning thread, girl. I like Kevin. Also thought about Karl.

Uh... Skip? Have you had senior moment on me? *fishfwap*

Karl is good. Actually very good. Have you googled to see if it's already in use?

 

[Skip1934a]

Uh... Skip? Have you had senior moment on me? *fishfwap*

Karl is good. Actually very good. Have you googled to see if it's already in use?

Nope. How do I do that?

What about Kisa Knight? Get it? Kiss a Knight? Just kidding. <sticks out cheek for a kiss>

 

[FallingToFly]

Nope. How do I do that?

Do a Google search for "Karl Knight"

 

[Skip1934a]

Do a Google search for "Karl Knight"

And when it comes up with 50 million finds, then what? Lots of people have the same name. There's several that share your real name, for instance.

ETA: And there is a Renee Blaine who was nominated for an award as a supporting actress (found with google search.) So what am I looking for?

 

[jomar]

Why is there so much frickin traffic! And why do I get stuck behind the 18 wheelers!

There. That feels better. Thanks.

 

[FallingToFly]

Why is there so much frickin traffic! And why do I get stuck behind the 18 wheelers!

There. That feels better. Thanks.

And why the fuck is twit on the PHONE!!!!

*murrs*

Glad to help, Jomar.

 

[jomar]

And why the fuck is twit on the PHONE!!!!

*murrs*

Glad to help, Jomar.

Yeah!

 

[Just-Legal]

a) WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO COLD IN HERE?

b) Where the HELL is my money. Its late. I need it. *sob*

c) If my sister does NOT buck her ideas up by six thirty tomorrow she is NOT coming to the meal with us *growl* Whining her ass off is not endearing her to me!

 

[FallingToFly]

Come on already!!! IT'S A FREAKING EDIT!!!! How hard is it to put that up!

I won't even cmment on the second chapter or other people who submitted a week ago.

Laurel, do you need more site editors? Because I know people who will volunteer to help!!!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Nope. How do I do that?

What about Kisa Knight? Get it? Kiss a Knight? Just kidding. <sticks out cheek for a kiss>

How about Dark and Stormy Knight? It even has a literary history.

 

[Vermilion]

I like Stormy.

Or Black.

or how about just some initials?

<shrugs>

I feel like shit. </whine>
x
V

 

[CeriseNoire]

I like Stormy.

Or Black.

or how about just some initials?

<shrugs>

I feel like shit. </whine>
x
V

Hugs

 

[Dar~]

Gud Knight
Dirk Knight
Reigning Knight
Reign KNight
H'Ring Knight
Talus Knight
Tremulous Knight
Knight Fall
Knight Tyme
Knight Rhythm
Knight Ride
Knight Amour
Knight Tious

 

[Skip1934a]

Thanks, Box, and V.

The deed is done. It will be the name my muse suggested. May I introduce to you Sir Kevin Knight.

You won't see him on Lit., though. This guy is a gung ho kind of guy, with no time do waddle around with the likes of us peons. If anything he writes gets contracted, I'll be the intermediary who informs the masses here. <smirk, cough, snort>

I highly suspect that his first submission will be rejected. That'll make him eat some humble pie, for sure.

 

[SlickTony]

My husband took our son up to the church to attend the Youth meeting. A minute ago, they both came back, reporting that there was no Youth today...I suppose that's what I got for only going to Sunday school and blowing off church itself...had I not done so, I'd have had a bulletin, and then I'd have seen for myself, and been prepared.

Feh.

(We usually have sex while he's gone)