Bitching About Soap

[lavender]

 

[Tyrael]

You could always just stop bathing altogether and wait for the torch carrying mob from the village to come a knocking.

But, they aren't usually very nice and they use that cheap rope that irritates your skin really bad when they tie you to their horses and drag you out into the wilderness somewhere.

Not pleasant. Try using one of those soaps that doesn't leave a soapy residue. Get Zestfully clean!

 

[Bindii]

I don't like soap either, in fact I refuse to use the stuff. I only ever use shower gels......I have a cupboard full of them so I will never run out!

 

[Moridin187]

Most soaps and gels irritate my skin really badly...

I wind up wanting to roll in sandpaper just to make the itching stop

 

[Svedish_Chef]

That just gives me a good excuse to stay in the shower longer...

 

[seXieleXie]

i use caress body wash. it's great stuff, the smell doesn't give me a headache, and it can double as a shaving lotion. it's reasonably inexpensive too

 

[lavender]

 

[Moridin187]

I'm really kinda surprised that you guys took me seriously. I was just responding to the fact that EBW said in another thread he would bitch at me if I was talking about soap. You really think I would post this on the board?

Well, bitching about soap got me more responses than talking about frustration in a class. Ah, the way humans communicate.

lol, I'm replying to anything I can find at this point.. just trying to get those last few posts...

 

[JilloryIsMoist]

In some of the hardware stores in bigger cities you can get scented sandpaper. Might I suggest you get some of this - an internet search if you live out in the sticks, or straw, or bricks, depending on the state of your huffing and puffing - and then rather than use the soap then the sandpaper, just use the sandpaper: it'll remove all the dead skin and fly shit that's accumulated on you over the course of the day, and it'll leave you smelling lemony fresh for the night's activities. Happy sanding.

As for the original poster concerned about residue, you may find sandpaper works also, but I'd try rinsing a bit better as a more suitable way to remove residue. Sandpaper can be a bit extreme for the uninitiated.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I don't mind regular soap.

anything that will take away my natural smell is good lol.

but I will admit bodywash is alote better to use.

 

[Guest]

that does it....

Tha tdoes it, Lav. How dare you fuck with all of us like that. I mean, we all like to be fucked with, but not like this.

I will no linger lend my body parts to Starfish to please you with.

Bad girl..........bad, bad girrrrrl....

 

[Weevil]

Jeez Lav, don't you have better things to do?

I mean, aren't cardiovascular finals coming up?

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Is there anything sweeter in life that harrassing you? Nope, don't think so.

Well, there's Yoohoo.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Is there anything sweeter in life that harrassing you? Nope, don't think so.

You SURE your name isnt Emily?

 

[Weevil]

You SURE your name isnt Emily?

No, the ol' ball and chain at least mixes in bouts of sex with her day to day regimen of screwing with my head.

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Course he's evaded all your sexual advances... that girl would rip his head off and shove it up his ass.

Then again so would I.

Lavy, do they offer brain surgery as an elective at your school?

 

[Elizabeth]

I hate bar soap, also. Makes my skin tight and itchy. I like Bath and Body Works lavender fragrance.

 

[Weevil]

Yeah, well I can't help it if EBW has evaded all of my sexual advances. Just my shite luck, I tell ya.

Wait, hold on. There were sexual advances?

*looking down at crotch*

Why wasn't I informed?!?!?!?

Oh well. What's up toots? I take this oddball of a thread to mean you read through my rambling and ranting on the disney thread? I'm a real bitch, aren't I?.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Course he's evaded all your sexual advances... that girl would rip his head off and shove it up his ass.

Then again so would I.

Hold on, you'd rip my head off also? Or you'd also reject all of Lav's sexual advances?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You arent supposed to look at it EBW... no lookie.

Actually Lavy you are right... You do know where the jugular is... did you miss it?

Rip your head off... no way could I resist Lavy.

Unless of course Em had me.