Bitch, Get me a sandwich

[Sillyman]

Now.

I'm hungry.

Really.


Yes my arms ARE painted on, I had a very embarrassing childhoood to say the least

 

[RastaPope]

Gey your own goddamned sammich, whore!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Will this knuckle sammich do?

 

[alexandraaah]

Do I look like I'm in the mood to be called a bitch?

*Shrugs*

Mayo or mustard?

 

[Kitte]

Bitch SUCK MY FAT COCK! NOW.. then I might think about getting you a sandwich!

 

[Black_Bird]

*Reads Post*
*Reads to himself "Lipstick Lesbo"*

I think someone is having a little identity crisis; would you care to talk about it with the group, sillyman?

 

[amelia]

yes, sir



<that's all he wants..now we can go about our normal lives >

 

[Black_Bird]

yes, sir

<that's all he wants..now we can go about our normal lives >

But, but... I thout youz waz my biznich, gurl.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Soft, fresh roll from the bakery. Oven-roasted deli turkey. Provolone. Crisp, thick sliced bacon. Ripe avocado. Lettuce, mayo, honey-mustard dressing.

Sound good, babe?

 

[Sir Penis]

Rubyfruit is so a man... and I'm hard as a missle pointed at the tunnel of love down the back of his hard, rugged jeans.

 

[Aneurysm_II]

Rubyfruit is just a really hot piece of man with really big bitchtits.

 

[Olivianna]

I'm hungry. Can I have a bite of the sandwich? No mayo. No meat. No pesticides. Please.

 

[Sillyman]

Neither draaah. I prefer it dry.

C'mon Kitte, let me suck your fat cock...at least that would get SOMETHING in my mouth.

Thank you Amelia, you are always sweet.

No BB, I don't want to talk about it, I want to play with my He-man while wearing my pretty dress! Waaaahh!

Sounds delish Ruby. You are too sweet to me.

My only problem is I requested a bitch and I see nothing but nice girls showing up.

 

[Private Vasquez]

*ahem*
I can add a nice can of whoopass to that, too.

 

[Black_Bird]

No BB, I don't want to talk about it, I want to play with my He-man while wearing my pretty dress! Waaaahh!

You're blocking. You know what happens to patients who block; the recieve electrotheropy through their cock. You don't want that again, do you Sillyman?

 

[Sillyman]

*ahem*
I can add a nice can of whoopass to that, too.

Bring it! A guy doesn't grow up with no arms without learning to fuck some shit up! C'mon!

 

[alexandraaah]

Neither draaah. I prefer it dry.

Just an FYI babe, not a great pickup line for the ladies.

 

[Private Vasquez]

oooh...you wanna fiiiight?

I'm plastic, you can't hurt me.

 

[Laurel]

<that's all he wants..now we can go about our normal lives >

Nah, what the beatch really wants is a swift kick...

bend over, Silly....I'm gonna give you what you're asking for...

 

[Raina]

Just an FYI babe, not a great pickup line for the ladies.

Okay, cleaning up my computer screen...I just spit wine all over it.

 

[Sillyman]

You're blocking. You know what happens to patients who block; the recieve electrotheropy through their cock. You don't want that again, do you Sillyman?

okay, okay I won't do it anymore I promise I'll AHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAH!!! HOLYSHITFUCK OWOWOWOWOW FUCKINGGOD OW NONONONONONO!!!
aaha aaaha *sob, choke* bastards...

Where are my meds? Help? Somebody?

 

[Private Vasquez]

still wanna fight?

 

[Black_Bird]

okay, okay I won't do it anymore I promise I'll AHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAH!!! HOLYSHITFUCK OWOWOWOWOW FUCKINGGOD OW NONONONONONO!!!
aaha aaaha *sob, choke* bastards...

Where are my meds? Help? Somebody?

Yeah, I thought you'd see it my way.

And weed isn't medication. *ZAP!!!*

 

[Sillyman]

Just an FYI babe, not a great pickup line for the ladies.

And "I like it wet and slippery" is a bad choice of words in a sword shop.

 

[Sillyman]

still wanna fight?

Damn straight! I'll chew your hands off like a rabid wiener dog!