Bisexual men what would you do,in this situation?

[Queen_Vicki]

This question is only for bi men who decided they need to be with women. You, & your lady are at a bar having a great time,enjoying minor chit chat with some patrons, until a very tall handsome, well built cowboy slaps her on the ass, offers her a drink, and ask her to come with him to his place, without even acknowledging your presence.

Would you:

A.) Get upset the tall handsome cowboy did not offer to take you home as well?

B.)Would you be upset that the tall handsome, did not slap you on your ass, and you get jealous cause this straight hunky cowboy is buying your wife a drink,and not you?

C.) Get turned on at the thought, a handsome slapping your woman's bottom, and later on that night you will have sex with your woman, or with yourself while thinking about the hunky cowboy?

ORRRRRR

D.) Will you sit there, shocked at what you are seeing, and contemplate about kicking the cowboy's ass?

 

[Q999]

This question is only for bi men who decided they need to be with women. You, & your lady are at a bar having a great time,enjoying minor chit chat with some patrons, until a very tall handsome, well built cowboy slaps her on the ass, offers her a drink, and ask her to come with him to his place, without even acknowledging your presence.

Would you:

A.) Get upset the tall handsome cowboy did not offer to take you home as well?

B.)Would you be upset that the tall handsome, did not slap you on your ass, and you get jealous cause this straight hunky cowboy is buying your wife a drink,and not you?

C.) Get turned on at the thought, a handsome slapping your woman's bottom, and later on that night you will have sex with your woman, or with yourself while thinking about the hunky cowboy?

ORRRRRR

D.) Will you sit there, shocked at what you are seeing, and contemplate about kicking the cowboy's ass?

Def the last one, except I would kick his ass, my woman is my woman and my choice to share her is on our terms not his. Despite my desire to suck cock, and have a fantastic MMF with him, that approach won't work for me. Maybe some who are into the cuckold thing may be down with it though

 

[jackstud]

I would Kick his Ass, the guy is out of line, rude. Take my Lady n leave

 

[peelover8686]

Pretty much the same here...he'd get a bottle across the head and a broken jaw, if he's lucky. Not that I would have a problem sharing, if the approach is right. Unfortunately my wife would never go for that so the point is kinda moot anyhow. But that would certainly be my reaction.

 

[CJontherocks]

Would you:

A.) Get upset the tall handsome cowboy did not offer to take you home as well?

B.)Would you be upset that the tall handsome, did not slap you on your ass, and you get jealous cause this straight hunky cowboy is buying your wife a drink,and not you?

C.) Get turned on at the thought, a handsome slapping your woman's bottom, and later on that night you will have sex with your woman, or with yourself while thinking about the hunky cowboy?

ORRRRRR

D.) Will you sit there, shocked at what you are seeing, and contemplate about kicking the cowboy's ass?

First, I'm not especially fond of cowboys, so the chance that I would contemplate anything other than correcting his unacceptable behavior is unlikely at best. Second, there is no excuse for his actions, so I would be irrevocably offended for both my lady and for myself as her obvious escort. Finally, by addressing him directly and in no uncertain terms, I would insist that he (a) acknowledge my presence, and (b) apologize for his unacceptable behavior. I'll admit that I would be momentarily stunned at his appalling act, but would I'm sure recover quickly and respond without noticeable delay, all the while contemplating any necessary use of force to compel his immediate and reticent compliance.

Of course, there's the chance that she knows him from a previous encounter, and maybe even invited this exchange in order to set up and follow through with some type of fantastic multi-partner sexual escapade. If this were the case, I would have to evaluate the situation further (after he apologizes and offers to make amends, of course) before continuing with my initial plan to kick his ass.

 

[curiousdreamer51]

Not Cool

I would probably react so quickly after the uninvited slap on the ass that the cowboy would be dumped on his ass before getting to parts B,C or D. Rude and inappropriate behavior. A different approach may garner a fun filled evening!

 

[joelafayette]

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[peelover8686]

exactly what many have said - can't stand cowboy types to begin with, and detest rude pricks even more. We'd be having it out in the parking lot, even if I got my ass kicked, you're not going to do that to me.

This is what bugs me most about the online community of bi and even bdsm. Having any bi or submissive tendency means you''re a damned dishrag. Just because I may go that way sometimes doesn't mean I'm going to let someone do whatever the hell they want and be oh so turned on by it. Some people around here need to go back to school about what dominance and submission actually mean.

You said it man!!

 

[IntmtStrngr]

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I wouldn't HAVE to do a thing.
The first thing my wife would do is grab the nearest bottle whip it at his head and teaching him a few new cuss words, of course her aims isn't what it used to be.
Being that I'm too old to be rolling on a barroom floor
and I'll put up with no public disrespecting of my wife, in a 'real life' situations, I do have a .357 that says my fist don't have to be as hard as they used to be .

 

[speakerfrank]

This question is only for bi men who decided they need to be with women.

Forget about the cowboy for a moment. I am confused by how you make that statement. For me, Bisexual means being willing to have sex with men AND women. You decide to be with men, You decide to be with women and if everything works out well, both at the same time! IMO. But it is true that most people do not agree on a definition of what it means to be Bi. I prefer to not put a label on myself as Straight or Bi. I know I am not Gay. If I had to scale my preferences with 1 being hardcore straight and 10 being hardcore gay, I would probably be a 4.

So back to the cowboy. An immediate uppercut to the jaw, followed by a healthy bitch slap, would get his attention. Once she was done with that an explanation of exactly what he did wrong would follow.

The only physical contact I would have with him would be to pull my wife off of him to keep her from killing him on the spot. Seriously she don't cotton to that kind of behavior!

 

[Queen_Vicki]

Forget about the cowboy for a moment. I am confused by how you make that statement. For me, Bisexual means being willing to have sex with men AND women. You decide to be with men, You decide to be with women and if everything works out well, both at the same time! IMO. But it is true that most people do not agree on a definition of what it means to be Bi. I prefer to not put a label on myself as Straight or Bi. I know I am not Gay. If I had to scale my preferences with 1 being hardcore straight and 10 being hardcore gay, I would probably be a 4.

So back to the cowboy. An immediate uppercut to the jaw, followed by a healthy bitch slap, would get his attention. Once she was done with that an explanation of exactly what he did wrong would follow.

The only physical contact I would have with him would be to pull my wife off of him to keep her from killing him on the spot. Seriously she don't cotton to that kind of behavior!

I made that statement for my own reason as a female,and those reasons might be very hurtful,or come off as biphobic to people on here, and I don't feel like arguing.

 

[datalife]

This question is only for bi men who decided they need to be with women. You, & your lady are at a bar having a great time,enjoying minor chit chat with some patrons, until a very tall handsome, well built cowboy slaps her on the ass, offers her a drink, and ask her to come with him to his place, without even acknowledging your presence.

Would you:

A.) Get upset the tall handsome cowboy did not offer to take you home as well?

B.)Would you be upset that the tall handsome, did not slap you on your ass, and you get jealous cause this straight hunky cowboy is buying your wife a drink,and not you?

C.) Get turned on at the thought, a handsome slapping your woman's bottom, and later on that night you will have sex with your woman, or with yourself while thinking about the hunky cowboy?

ORRRRRR

D.) Will you sit there, shocked at what you are seeing, and contemplate about kicking the cowboy's ass?

oh it be on i'd kick his stupid ass

 

[Goldenfire]

I'd kick his ass. What sort of prick just waltzes up to a woman in a bar and slaps her ass? If that happened to my girl, I'd just deck him on the spot. If I was feeling particularly upset, I'd take off his comedy cowboy boots, ridiculous hat, gaylord belt, and then ask him what the fuck he thinks he's doing touching my girlfriends arse. This is assuming my girlfriend doesn't kick the fuck out of him first.

 

[LeatherChaps]

I'd kick his ass. What sort of prick just waltzes up to a woman in a bar and slaps her ass? If that happened to my girl, I'd just deck him on the spot. If I was feeling particularly upset, I'd take off his comedy cowboy boots, ridiculous hat, gaylord belt, and then ask him what the fuck he thinks he's doing touching my girlfriends arse. This is assuming my girlfriend doesn't kick the fuck out of him first.

HA HA HA HA.... good answer

 

[bobbyinhouston]

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I would not do a thing but pull my wife off him when she is doing a butt whuppin on the stupid SOB.

We cowboys in Houston have more manners, we would buy the bar a round and then see where the night takes us. Manners always prevail.

 

[speakerfrank]

I made that statement for my own reason as a female,and those reasons might be very hurtful,or come off as biphobic to people on here, and I don't feel like arguing.

Understood, didn't mean to put my finger in your cornbread. Guess I am as sensitive to the the topic as you are, just for different reasons. Please accept my apology.

 

[big9000]

Pretty much the same here...he'd get a bottle across the head and a broken jaw, if he's lucky. Not that I would have a problem sharing, if the approach is right. Unfortunately my wife would never go for that so the point is kinda moot anyhow. But that would certainly be my reaction.

this is goes for me as well!

 

[robertreams]

I choose C. Get turned on. Unfortunately, my wife would not.

 

[Queen_Vicki]

I choose C. Get turned on. Unfortunately, my wife would not.

Your wife might need a new husband, and leave with the cowboy. And this have to be the most honest answer I have read in this thread

 

[Stella_Omega]

Your wife might need a new husband, and leave with the cowboy And have to be the most honest answer I have read in this thread

you mean, it's the only answer that corresponds with your prejudices. The other answers are equally honest. You don't like them because they don't confirm your beliefs.

*shrug*

 

[Queen_Vicki]

you mean, it's the only answer that corresponds with your prejudices. The other answers are equally honest. You don't like them because they don't confirm your beliefs.

*shrug*

I am NOT being prejudices, or mean spirited this time around,honestly.If, and when I am being a mean bitch, trust me, you will know


But the other answers were cool,and I enjoyed each one of them

 

[Stella_Omega]

I am NOT being prejudices, or mean spirited this time around,honestly.If, and when I am being a mean bitch, trust me, you will know


But the other answers were cool,and I enjoyed each one of them

You're trying hard, I'll give you that.

 

[klippert]

I'd kick his ass. What sort of prick just waltzes up to a woman in a bar and slaps her ass? If that happened to my girl, I'd just deck him on the spot. If I was feeling particularly upset, I'd take off his comedy cowboy boots, ridiculous hat, gaylord belt, and then ask him what the fuck he thinks he's doing touching my girlfriends arse. This is assuming my girlfriend doesn't kick the fuck out of him first.

that's the best answer....only, my wife might have a put her gun under his nose, And I don't mean her big tits either

 

[Queen_Vicki]

You're trying hard, I'll give you that.

And you are reading to much into things.Trust me,I am NOT being a homophobic bitch right now

 

[Stella_Omega]

And you are reading to much into things.Trust me,I am NOT being a homophobic bitch right now

I said you're trying. That's a good thing. I'm proud of you, I should have said.