Birthday

[only_more_so]

Alright, I am posting this for purely selfish reasons (it's my birthday), but can anyone think of a birthday story idea that isn't played out?

 

[bisexplicit]

Happy Birthday! :emoticon:

A better question maybe, what various naughty birthday PMs have you yet to recieve?

 

[only_more_so]

Happy Birthday! :emoticon:

A better question maybe, what various naughty birthday PMs have you yet to recieve?

Well, since I haven't gotten any, I suppose I have yet to recieve all of them. Or were you asking what I want?

 

[Texguy84]

You could have a hooker jump out of a guy's birthday cake, pull down his pants, and slather his dick up in icing before licking it off.

A variation on the "Girl in a cake" idea, the guy's girlfriend or wife jumps out of the cake, wearing only frosting. Bonus points if she is normally prudish and hard-to-get, and wants to treat him for his birthday.

Other than that, maybe an S&M story about a submissive man getting his birthday spankings from his Mistress?

 

[bisexplicit]

Well, since I haven't gotten any, I suppose I have yet to recieve all of them. Or were you asking what I want?

Well, considering it's rather wide open, should I surprise you or would you prefer something specific?

 

[Lee Chambers]

Happy birthday. As for ideas that aren't played out, afraid I don't have any.

 

[only_more_so]

Well, considering it's rather wide open, should I surprise you or would you prefer something specific?

I'm just glad to get a happy birthday from you so anything more would be icing on the proverbial cake. But if you really want to send me something, all I ask is for something honest.

 

[destinie21]

Alright, I am posting this for purely selfish reasons (it's my birthday), but can anyone think of a birthday story idea that isn't played out?

Someone sends you a dvd on your birthday you open it and play it only to find that someone is acting out your fav fantasy starring you, but you cant remember making the tape. mind control or drunken birthday black out?

 

[emap]

Happy birthday.

Ok, I'm feeling a bit romantic and sappy today, so if you don't like that, turn away now.

So we have a rather long story, involves a man and a woman and two birthday's. No not on the same day, sheesh your silly.

Anyway, we have a man or a woman, your choice since I won't write it, who is having their birthday today. They are single and kinda bummed because it's a big one, like 30 or 40. Anyway, they get taken out by friends to a restaurant and a club, where they meet the most amazing person, same sex or otherwise, like I said I'm not writing it.

So they engage in a whirlwind romance, fall madly in love over the course of months, but don't engage in sex, until the next birthday of the person the story revolves around. Then for a birthday present, they get the sex.

Course alternate version, they have sex before then, and she turns up pregnant on the birthday. Rather depends on if your going for a straight tale and want to go that route.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Not original, I know, but I'm not sure if this has played out as a story at Lit.

Many years ago I went to a strip club with some friends. There was a guy (not from our group) who was celebrating his birthday there. He was taken up on stage. The stripper did some "embarrassing" things to him. (She was in a Dominatrix outfit, had him crawl on all fours behind her, and so on...)

At one point he was laying on his back on stage. She pulled the waistband of his jean shorts up (they were baggy like those young guys like lol), then sprayed a lot of Rediwhip in there. She jumped on him (almost looked painful even ), and of course, whip cream flew everywhere.


So, anyway... Sure, "there's no sex in the Champaign room"... lol But, strip clubs can be a great way to turn yourself on. (Especially if a couple with a bi woman goes! Great "foreplay" that way!) So the tale could go on to explain the guy's real gift after the strip club tease. Be it from his g/f, wife, the stripper, or whoever else.

 

[only_more_so]

Happy birthday.

Ok, I'm feeling a bit romantic and sappy today, so if you don't like that, turn away now.

So we have a rather long story, involves a man and a woman and two birthday's. No not on the same day, sheesh your silly.

Anyway, we have a man or a woman, your choice since I won't write it, who is having their birthday today. They are single and kinda bummed because it's a big one, like 30 or 40. Anyway, they get taken out by friends to a restaurant and a club, where they meet the most amazing person, same sex or otherwise, like I said I'm not writing it.

So they engage in a whirlwind romance, fall madly in love over the course of months, but don't engage in sex, until the next birthday of the person the story revolves around. Then for a birthday present, they get the sex.

Course alternate version, they have sex before then, and she turns up pregnant on the birthday. Rather depends on if your going for a straight tale and want to go that route.

For some reason the idea of two people having the same birthday leads me to this idea:

A man and a woman are both celebrating their birthdays at a bar. The problem is that neither one is exactly happy with where they are in life, and they are both desperately single. On their way out of the bar they accidently bump into each other and feel a strange tingling. But before they can do anything they are dragged away by their friends. The twist is that when they wake up, hungover from their party, they realize they aren't in the right bed. They aren't even in the right body. The added twist is that while they remember their entire life before the switch, they can't remember their old name or where they lived. So each person has to explore the life of the person who's body they now inhabit. They look around the person's house, talk to their friends (maybe even explain the situation) and try to find the person they swapped with. But they just can't find the person. So over the next year they settle into their new life and feel the biological urges of the body. The friends of the two people convince them to go out for their birthday again. At the party this time they meet, and it's love at first sight. They end up back at a hotel and have amazing sex (the first time with another person while in the new body). When they wake up they are both back in their old body and remember everything. Blah blah blah, they get married have 2.5 kids, etc.

 

[Athena_e19]

My Uncle always made me theme cakes growing up. They were pretty elaborate productions of dolls, cats, etc. Some were 3D.

Instead of the usual stripper jumping out of the cake, why not have a woman have her fantasy fulfilled in the cake- she wants misc. group sex and her friends have built her a giant cake with candles inserted on the side. When removed, they leave a hole open to the interior. There could be two or three layers to the cake so she could take it from different angles and holes. She is put in the cake and isn't sure exactly what is going on until the candles start to be pulled and dicks replace them.