parodyluvr75
Owl of Minerva
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I know, I'm the bird.
1) Fluff your tail feathers.
2) Shake your tail feathers.
3) Preen in front of the male, make good eye contact.
4) Coo seductively.
5) Sing pretty, don't screech.
6) Feather your nest, make it cozy.
7) Always have the best bird seed around, males love to eat.
8) Show them you're a good lay..er of eggs.
9) Make sure they know they are as special as they think they are.
10) When doing the mating dance, don't dork out, show them you're graceful.
1) Fluff your tail feathers.
2) Shake your tail feathers.
3) Preen in front of the male, make good eye contact.
4) Coo seductively.
5) Sing pretty, don't screech.
6) Feather your nest, make it cozy.
7) Always have the best bird seed around, males love to eat.
8) Show them you're a good lay..er of eggs.
9) Make sure they know they are as special as they think they are.
10) When doing the mating dance, don't dork out, show them you're graceful.
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