Birdie's idea of a fun date.

[parodyluvr75]

A considerate gentleman of course will pick up dinner for me.

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Then we'd have a little fun with the locals.
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We might even get a little after dinner coffee.

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Then hanging out in a happening spot.

https://gardenvarietynews.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/sparrows-birds-on-a-statue-in-the-garden.jpg

If he does his goodnight kiss right, he might get a morning kiss.

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If my fun date was with Garnate, we'd go out hunting roosters and decorating cars.

 

[bronzeage]

I once asked a hot a cute chick to meet me for lunch at KFC. It was a bad idea. It turned out her mother went that way.

 

[parodyluvr75]

KFC?

 

[bronzeage]

KFC?

What was I thinking?