BioVote 2004 - Best Bio in Literotica

[workbee]

Okay, technically this is not a story, but it's damn cool. While cruising around the stores, I came across this biography for the author Chicklet.

http://english.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=102627&page=bio

Now who in Lit ever had a more awesome bio than that? This is way better than your typical Lit bio: "Registered Nurse with 2 beautiful children...I enjoy dancing, reading, romantic walks on the beach, and lovemaking. Waiting for that one special person in my life."

I would so give it a "5" if this site allowed voting on bios. Let's nominate Chicklet for best Lit bio of 2004!

Some words from Chicklet:

Hey. So, Chicklet, that's me, works in a Deli, which is to say that I, Chicklet, work in a deli. How exciting is that? Well, let me tell you, it's super-duper exciting fun. (kill me now) I live in no-where, Oregon, which is a nice little place if you like nice little places. I wouldn't know, since I've only ever lived here and don't have anything big and not-so-nice to compare it to. Someday, maybe I'll be able to yank up my roots from this god-awful...lovely little town and find somewhere nice to spend the wilder years of my life. I'm twenty-one, and I work in a Deli, and I live in the same place I've lived for 21 years. At least I don't live with my parents. Nope, no parents. They took off for California as soon as I turned 18...and I always thought *I'd* be the one to get away when I turned 18...Guess that means I can do whatever I want without getting grounded, now. Writings and such. I've written a story for almost every category on Lit, so there's bound to be something you're interested in. I suggest that you don't read non-consent stories if you're not into rape, and I suggest that you don't read erotica if you're concerned about morals or crime that may or may not be caused by my work. Although I assure you that the e-mails my readers send me telling me that I should check into a mental hospital are very, very important to me, I'd really rather not have to deal with any nut-cases okay? Disclaimer: I have only experienced maybe three of anything I've even included in my stories, and none of them involved members of my family. Seriously. Just because I write in the 1st person sometimes does not mean that I, Chicklet, fucked my brother. If you fucked your brother, or fucked your sister, well, that's sort of sick, but whatever rocks your boat. Before you write me a four page long e-mail telling me how great a lay your cousin was, though, I'd like you to know that I just don't want to hear it. I will delete your email. Pictures. Okay, even if you think you know me from my writing, even if you're Chris from WA and have a fifteen inch dick the width of a coke-can, I'm not going to send you pictures. Between you and me, there are enough pics of me on Literotica, both on the forums and even in this list of stories. Yep, what did you think "Illustrated" meant? No matter how great a fan you are, you are not important enough for me to send naked pics just for you. Naked pics are reserved for the people I love, like my parents. Even if you send twenty emails, I won't send you a naked picture. I may, however, send you one of my cats. Seriously. Real live pussy. Another Disclaimer: I will not send you my cats. Feedback. I LOVE feedback. I want to hear what you liked about my stories, I want to know WHICH story you read. I don't really want to know that I made you cum so hard that your neighbors called the police...it's great, it really is, but I'm just not interested. I want to know your reactions to the STORY part of my stories, not the sex, okay? So, me and my cats will be awaiting any emails. (After writing this profile I'll probably never get another e-mail again - lol) -ChickletPS - one more thought. POETRY: My poetry is more, well, rant than poetry...if you're expecting to find anything substantial there...well...just don't open it. I like my kind of "poetry" - we call it "Chicketry" in my household. Thanks.

 

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[dr_mabeuse]

Chicklet disappeared from the boards about a year ago. She was a fun girl and a good writer and she's sorely missed.

It's funny, because we even discussed her bio in the author's hangout at one time. She used to use some fairly suggestive pictures of herself for her Av, and then she wondered why she was always being pestered by guys who wanted more pics or to cyber with her.

Anyhow, she's missed, and we all wish her the best.

---dr.M.

 

[wishfulthinking]

When I was fairly new to the site, I came across a Bio that was the equivalent of phone sex. It was along the lines of "Hey big boy, what are you wearing, I'm wearing, and I'm all hot". But very craftily done.

It was great! Only I can't remember which of the 10000's it could have been!