Bin Laden to take written questions from CNN.

[WriterDom]

What would you ask him? Or is it even a good idea to give him a forum to speak?

 

[miles]

Are you still buttfucking goats?

 

[WriterDom]

Who wants to die and receive 40 virgins when you can stay alive and have all the goat pussy?

 

[DriveSouth]

Are you sure?

I mean really really sure you are ready to meet allah?

 

[Pokerman]

How come you send all those young men to their death, but you sit there like a little chicken shit hiding in a cave?

 

[Guest]

 

[Spokanite]

What do you think hell will be like?

 

[naudiz]

Does it hurt when I do this?

Of course, this question hinges on whether or not they let me bring a belt sander to the interview.

 

[Azwed]

Does it hurt when I do this?

Of course, this question hinges on whether or not they let me bring a belt sander to the interview.

Ouch gotta make sure to get some salt on the belt sander first.

 

[christo]

Questions for Mr. bin Laden

Question 1-- Where are you? Your GPS coordinates, please.

Question 2-- What will you miss more: breathing, or feeling your heart beating in your chest?

Question 3-- Does it bother you that by your actions you will die, your followers will die, and that anyone who follows your beliefs for generations to come will be treated as outlaws and hunted down like dogs?

Question 4-- Just how does today's modern coward decorate his cave?

Question 5-- Miss indoor plumbing? Hot water? Looking at the sun whenever you want?

Questino 6-- How well do you sleep at night, knowing that there's a $5million price on your head, and that you could be betrayed by someone in the Taliban, or by one of your own followers, who would prefer to live high on the hog in Arizona instead of dying with you in a cave in Afghanistan.

 

[Mensa]

Turnabout is fair play

Question1: Are you responsible for the rash of anthrax spores being sent via the mails?
(Please ignore the powder on this letter, it's completely harmless!)

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

1) Ummm, is napalm really as painful as it looks?

2) Didn't really think we'd send those SEALS in after you, did you?

3) Have you checked your bank account lately?

4) What if there is no Allah? Think about it.