MrBates
Professor Perv
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*asking humble forgiveness if this has been posted and I missed it, but I just got it in an email and thought it was pretty appropriate!!*
THE BIN LADEN SOLUTION
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner
will inspire comrades to take hostages to demand his
release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals, or whatever covertly capture
him,fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons
quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we
return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the
Taliban.
THE BIN LADEN SOLUTION
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner
will inspire comrades to take hostages to demand his
release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals, or whatever covertly capture
him,fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons
quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we
return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the
Taliban.