Bin Laden is dead.

[WriterDom]

You think? He looked near death on his last na na na naaaa na speech, and we haven't heard from him in a while.

 

[p_p_man]

He's in Hollywood...

making a blockbuster...

 

[Cath!]

oh sure...get me all excited and then pop the bubble!

 

[Kadee]

dead...did you say DEAD....

I wanted to watch him go into the torture chamber...damn! Death would be an easy out for him...

 

[bluespoke]

Not until we see positive proof.

He imported two dialysis machines into Afghanistan, nobody has found them have they?

Why assume he is dead?

 

[Rusher]

He's in Hollywood

Doing an episode of 'The Chair' for ABC. What worse torture could we devise for him than to strap him in and make him listen to John McEnroe? If he ain't dead yet, that'll certainly do it.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Not by a long shot. I say he's had some plastic surgery done, perhaps even shaven the beard and after he got into pakistan he could be anywhere. He could even come over to the US and hide here where nobody would ever suspect him.

 

[WriterDom]

Not by a long shot. I say he's had some plastic surgery done, perhaps even shaven the beard and after he got into pakistan he could be anywhere. He could even come over to the US and hide here where nobody would ever suspect him.

Yep, he's a tall guy too. He could be playing in the NBA next year and we'd never know.

At forward for the Atlanta Hawks, Osama (Slamma Jamma) bin Laden

 

[SINthysist]

Yes, I have hypothesized this for a while now. I believe his death is being kept secret in order to make us look impotent compared to the glory of Al Qaeda. The one-eyed Momar may be feeding the worms also.

 

[Amused]

Good career move.......