bin Bush

[Guest]

There are many similarities between Osama bin Laden and George W. Bush. They are both from very wealthy families, they are both roughly from the same generation, they are both goofy looking, and they both have attained power by seizing it against the will of the populace in their respective countries.

However, as these two sons of wealthy, privileged families take on one another, in a fair fight, if all things were equal, I'd bet on Osama.

Bin Laden is a man driven by his convictions.
George W. has several driving convictions.

Bin Laden observes his religion and doesn't drink alcohol.
George W. imbibed religiously until just a few years ago.

Bin Laden calls followers "holy."
George W. calls people a "hole."

Bin Laden can't speak English.
George W. can't speak English.

Bin Laden hid out in a cave.
George W. hid out in the Texas National Guard.

Bin Laden serves a corrupt regime.
George W. serves a corrupt regime.

Bin Laden was not elected to power.
George W. was not elected to power.

Bin Laden served Allah most of his life.
George W. served drinks most of his life.

Bin Laden doesn't understand American politics.
George W. doesn't understand American politics.

Bin Laden wasn't educated in the West.
George W. wasn't educated despite all those years at Yale and Harvard.

Bin Laden has executed many Americans.
George W. has executed many Americans.

Bin Laden would get 140 on his I.Q. test.
George W. would get drool on his I.Q. test.

Bin Laden's supporters wear sheets with turbans.
George W.'s supporters wear sheets with hoods and eye holes.

Bin Laden is America's greatest single threat.
George Bush is America's second greatest threat.

 

[Problem Child]

If you're so high on a terrorist that murdered 5,000 innocent people, why don't you take your fucked-up, traitorous, ungrateful, cowardly ass to whatever cave he's hiding out in and join his little band of human debris? That way, when we finally smoke his ass, we'll get your slimy ass in the process and squash two pieces of dogshit with one depleted uranium round and save the taxpayers some money.

Fucking worthless piece of garbage.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Go, PC!!

You forgot one thing, though.

He's a phag too!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Problem Child]

Fucking phag.

That's redundant though- all unregistered scum are phags.

 

[miles]

What a jerkoff.

 

[Weevil]

Yeah, he needs to watch whats he says and does here. That was a terrible thing to say. This isn't the time for comments like that and there never is.

 

[Mellon Collie]

If you're so high on a terrorist that murdered 5,000 innocent people, why don't you take your fucked-up, traitorous, ungrateful, cowardly ass to whatever cave he's hiding out in and join his little band of human debris? That way, when we finally smoke his ass, we'll get your slimy ass in the process and squash two pieces of dogshit with one depleted uranium round and save the taxpayers some money.

Fucking worthless piece of garbage.

Ouch, remind me to never get on your bad side
By the way, I totally agree.