Bikini tan lines are a gift from God

I bet she painted on that tan with a roller and a pint of Dupont Perma-Stain.
 
Are lack of them (a full tan w/no lines) a gift from satan? :devil:
 
I love bikini lines, they make a woman look more naked.

It's a good thing.
 
Hmm it is a difficult thing. I find tan lines can be really sexy, kind of the forbidden fruit appeal. But I also find a lack of tan lines amazingly sexy! I guess you could say I'm on the fence on this issue.

One thing is for sure that pic up there is very sexy and Morgy is incredibly HOT!;)
 
I'm not worthy. I have no tan lines as of yet, either. lol.
 
Tan lines a gift from God? Maybe, but then so would be body hair.
 
SummerRose said:
I'm not worthy. I have no tan lines as of yet, either. lol.
tan lines are okay, but I prefer creamy pale skin - I know that when a person who has been tanning a lot turns 40 she is going to have skin like wrinkled leather, or she is going to have skin cancer, or both.
 
I wanna see reverse tan lines, in which the tanner (obscure pun intended) covers up all the areas normally subjected to the ultraviolent radiation, leaving only the bikinal areas exposed to broil. I think that would border on some sort of artistic statement, or at the very least sow confusion.

"Sowing confusion. It's a Good Thing."

--Martha Stewart
 
RTWudder said:
Miles, those posts are exquisite.

That they were. Sorry there were only a few. She was so desperate to fuck me I didn't have a chance to take any more.

My next portfolio will be......ummm Morgain Fairchild. Yeah.
 
phrodeau said:
Tan lines a gift from God? Maybe, but then so would be body hair.

Hmmm... that would explain why I have neither then. Maybe.

I tan in the nude. Never did like those tan lines peaking out from under my clothes. I'd rather give a glimpse of a tan tit, and make you wonder just how far that tan goes...
 
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