Bike Sex Man - Two Wheels on my Wagon?

[neonlyte]

Bike sex man placed on probation

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

He now lives in Ayr.

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We had a kid at school who got his dick stuck in one of those overflow pipes you find in science lab sinks. I do hope this wasn't him

 

[Boxlicker101]

Basically, what he was doing was masturbating, using a bicycle as a sex toy. This is strange, but it was in his own home, and he shoulldn't have been hassled.

I wonder if they would arrest a woman using a dildo.

 

[WRJames]

I'm shocked that a private, one person sexual act could be prosecuted. Maybe if it had been out in the park -- but in his own bedroom? How could that be disturbing the peace? Was he too noisy? Was the bike complaining?

 

[fieryjen]

It seems ridiculous. What is the basis for this? Can inanimate objects not be used as sex toys if that wasn't their original purpose??

 

[TE999]

If it was a bicycle built for two, would that be considered a menage a trois ?

Just wonderin'.

 

[slyc_willie]

I gues that makes him a Pedalfile, huh?

 

[keeblercrumb]

I gues that makes him a Pedalfile, huh?

At least... or perhaps even a "saddlist"
or "bike-sexual"



-KC

 

[joeys-game]

There has to be more to it than that, thats absurd!

 

[neonlyte]

I'm shocked that a private, one person sexual act could be prosecuted. Maybe if it had been out in the park -- but in his own bedroom? How could that be disturbing the peace? Was he too noisy? Was the bike complaining?

I think he was ringing the bell.

I can only imagine he was prosecuted because he was staying in a publically funded hostel rather than his private home. It beggers belief that the public prosecutor thought it was worth spending the money to bring a conviction.

 

[matriarch]

I think he was ringing the bell.

I can only imagine he was prosecuted because he was staying in a publically funded hostel rather than his private home. It beggers belief that the public prosecutor thought it was worth spending the money to bring a conviction.

I couldn't agree more. Min was reading this out to me last night on BBC news, and both of us were astounded. He was even put on the sex offender register which is patently ridiculous, especially considering the perverted arseholes locked up where I work, who are also on the register for crimes you wouldn't want to know about.

But this? At it's 'worst' (I only use that word cos it's early and I ain't awake), using a bike is a fetish. At it's best, it was a sex toy, and a sex act in private.

The judge is a dick. He should look at the records of real sexual deviants, then he'd know what he was talking about.

Makes me so freakin' angry.

And the poor guy has had his name plastered all over the papers. Now the pointing and the laughing, and in some cases, the unjustified anger and holier-than-thou haranging will start. That judge needs to retire or go back to judge school.

 

[slyc_willie]

I wonder if he got confused over the old adage: "Having sex is just like riding a bicycle."

I'm with you, Neon, as to why they took the time to even try the man. Granted, hostels aren't the same as a hotel or motel, where privacy is naturally assumed. Still, people use all sorts of unconventional items during sex or masturbation. Bottles, candles, stuffed animals, etc. Hell, I once saw a video of Jeff Stryker screwing household appliances.

All I can say is that the defendant had guts to sand in a court of law and admit to 'sexually aggravated breach of the peace.'

Who came up with that charge?